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Pshhh.
I had a bad night. Airsoft gun broke, pissed me off, walked like six, seven miles home out of frustration. Then I went to Candice's house to deliver some of my awsome mousse to her mom and Vanessa, who got barely any, and ended up having a gay old time (in the purely nonsexual way...at least, mostly nonsexual. I mean, Jake *was* there and he still kinda oozes buttsex, regardless of whether he claims to be straight) which involved really odd eighties music and Candice dancing around with a lightshade on her head. I got pictures, but I can't post them because the cable to connect my phone to my computer is MIA.
I get home and tell Kenny, because he's heading upstairs, "I'ma eat this reheated pizza, do some internet shit, I'll be up in like fifteen minutes."
Ten minutes later I get a phone call.
"I'm horny, come to bed."
*laughs* I would be offended, but...hey! Free sex!
I had a bad night. Airsoft gun broke, pissed me off, walked like six, seven miles home out of frustration. Then I went to Candice's house to deliver some of my awsome mousse to her mom and Vanessa, who got barely any, and ended up having a gay old time (in the purely nonsexual way...at least, mostly nonsexual. I mean, Jake *was* there and he still kinda oozes buttsex, regardless of whether he claims to be straight) which involved really odd eighties music and Candice dancing around with a lightshade on her head. I got pictures, but I can't post them because the cable to connect my phone to my computer is MIA.
I get home and tell Kenny, because he's heading upstairs, "I'ma eat this reheated pizza, do some internet shit, I'll be up in like fifteen minutes."
Ten minutes later I get a phone call.
"I'm horny, come to bed."
*laughs* I would be offended, but...hey! Free sex!