I'm baaaaaaaaack

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I'm back from the funnest vacation I've ever had.

I'm a little tired to do a long update, but I shall later. Until then, a summary:

-12:00 am swimming in the hotel pool
-Blue Collar Comedy Tour
-Jonah and Michael humping in the back seat while cars pass
-"Nigga, you gay!"
-"Your face is busted!"
-"Hate!"
-Mad pool playing
-Short stick
-Get Sandy. Get Salty. Get Sticky.
-Emily and Alesha screaming when they see a crab = PRICELESS
-Jonah putting temporary tatoos all over his penis and nuts... while in the van with everyone else.
-Sand fights in the ocean
-"Ladies, this is private property."
-"What's so funny?" "Your face!" *BURN*
-Crazy Asian tactics
-Boys' room = FUNKY smell
-Ass raping
-Front raping
-"Danielle's just a carpet bagger." "Every damn day, Chris."
-"Chris... Ask me if I care."
-Helen playing with my leg o.o
-CINDERELLA!
-"I don't believe that's a passing lane, Gina."

More later.