this is your mind on crack 5
~10 Hours Later~
“Maybe we should just give up…” Misao mutters as she yawns into the palm of her hand.
It’s about 7PM and nothing but random pokemon have been caught in their little box of doom.
“NO, SUPER BLING NEVER GIVES UP!!! I HAVE A SUPER PLAN THAT WILL NEVER FAIL US!~”
“Fuck you. I’m hungry. No more plans.” Eunkyun tramples her way over Jonghyun who was somehow foaming at the mouth for some reason and makes her way towards the Shisus bag.
“I WOULD LIKE TO WORDER A LARGE CUP OF CHOCOLATE MILK AND A BAG OF FOREVER GODLY CHIPS AND SOME CANDY BARS LIKE 1356 DIFFERENT KINDS AND MAYBE POKEY AND 3 BOTTLES OF WATER AND A BOX OF PIZZA AND 4 HAMBURGERS…” Eunkyun yells into the bag, her head literally halfway in.
“Thanks for ordering for us Kyun…” Misao says as she wipes the remaining foam bubbling out of Bling’s mouth.
“What do you mean? I was just about to ask you guys what you wanted to eat…”
*Insert a half conscious Jonghyun and a confused Misao doing a face palm here.*
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~MISAO POV~
“So what’s your plan JongJong?” Eunkyun asks as she munches on one of her around the world in 1356 days candy bars.
“To make a giant hole in the ground. BTW don’t call me that.”
I make a face. “So he could fall in?”
Jonghyun looks at me and blinks….once….twice….three times….
“Uh…sure…fall…in…”
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“KEEP DIGGING DAMN IT I WANT THIS DONE IN AN HOUR.” Jonghyun yells from the top of the hole. Eunkyun and I have been digging for an hour and created a yard and a half wide and deep hole in the ground.
“WHY DON’T YOU COME DOWN HERE AND HELP US YOU STU---”
“WATCH YOUR MOUTH UNNIE!~” Eunkyun yells at me as I clench my fist and growl at Jonghyun who whimpers and hides behind a giant rock…that came from…somewhere…
“Aish…this kid…well…both of them…”
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“Thank shisus the hole is finished. I cant wait for Onew to fall in…” Jonghyun whispers as he maliciously snickers at himself.
“Don’t be creepy and stop laughing like Kyuhyun.” I sneer as I grab a pair of night vision goggles from The Bag.
“Unnie im hungry…” Eunkyun whispers as she huggles a little sheep plushie.
“Umm…where’d you get that plushie?”
“I found it.”
“Where?”
“In the bushes.” I blink at her…once….twice….three times.
“Uh…okay…sure…then…”
“WHOA DÉJÀ VU YO.” Jonghyun yells at he points at me and starts dancing to SS501.
“STOP DANCING YOU FREAK.YOURE EMBARRASSING ME!!!” I yell as I flail my arms around.
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I feel my eyes start to droop and I rest my head on a small dinosaur plushie Jonghyun found me.
“I think…im going to sleep…”
“YOU CANT!~” Jonghyun says as he waves a random stick in the air. “WHAT IF ONEW TRIES TO RAPE ME WHILE BOTH OF YOU ARE ASLEEP???”
“Who would want to rape you?” I answer, and his face falls, and he runs to his emo corner which is anywhere he can plummet his head in. This time it was the Shisus bag.
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE.” He yells as he pulls his head out.
“Aish…Shisus must hate you.”