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I really fucking love the new Coldplay song.
Enough for me to say 'Yeah, I like Coldplay.'
Just because I adore this one single song.
It's beautiful.
Really, how beautiful is it?
Very.
A little child is playing on my grass. That is NOT beautiful. Why did I have to move into a street with so many small children?
It's like Rachael's wasp infestation but with more pink bicycles and slobber. I do realise that I just implied that the children have pink slobber, I want to confirm that they do not have pink slobber.
Enough for me to say 'Yeah, I like Coldplay.'
Just because I adore this one single song.
It's beautiful.
Really, how beautiful is it?
Very.
A little child is playing on my grass. That is NOT beautiful. Why did I have to move into a street with so many small children?
It's like Rachael's wasp infestation but with more pink bicycles and slobber. I do realise that I just implied that the children have pink slobber, I want to confirm that they do not have pink slobber.