Daddy I am running away!
I went to the Summit w/ Maria and we ate at Johnny Rockets. It was sooo gross and our waiter had buck teeth and his name was warren! Then we saw the crappiest movie ever. It was even crappier than that shitty movie, The Brothers Grimm (don't see the Brothers Grimm! Don't!). It was 'The Cave' and everyone got eaten by vampiric bats/bugs/people/lizards that can swim/breath in water fly. They were like angry monkeys, man. Now I check the ceiling all the time cause you never know...
Now I am at Maria's house drinking pomegranate juice which tastes like chalk and grenades. Mmm... grenades, yummy. I found a cool Tokyo Mew Mew costume but Maria won't buy it for me. Mark is at cosplay pretending to be Heai. I bet he is drunk or being raped by a janitor somewhere. I hope he implodes or explodes or just plodes.
We are in the kitchen and Maria's sister is eating sticks of butter and all vegitarion garden burger wrap ups.
I am in charge of Maria's non existant love life from now on. So during lunch we will be taking polls on who Maria should date and what she should wear to homecoming and stuff. First poll: Jamie- Date him or hate him? Don't tell Maria I'm doing this or I'll kill you. Maria is in charge of my love life, too! Except mine doesnt' exist.
Kidnapped from Dillans thing
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1) If best_kpt_secrt and bovine_freedom were spliced together, what would it be like? Weird
2) Is bovine_freedom popular? No
3) What is bovine_freedom's favorite band/artist? Hugh Jackman
4) What flavor of jello would bovine_freedom be? Orange
5) How would sniperkitten313 kill cookielady6? In a helicopter
6) Has soxtragic dyed their hair? Yes
7) Do you have sniperkitten313's screenname? Yes
8) Would you ever date cholzie? No
9) Would tron725 go out with dontlookatit? Yes
10) What planet should cookielady6 be from? Uranus
11) What is bigd63's favorite movie? I don't know
12) Does bovine_freedom have a dog? Yes
13) Has cholzie been to your house/dorm? Yes
14) Have you flirted with bigd63? Maybe
15) Is best_kpt_secrt 1337? No
16) Is sniperkitten313 friends with aliasjack999? No
17) Where was bigd63 born? In a room
18) What mental disorder does cookielady6 remind you of? obsessive
19) If best_kpt_secrt took over the world, who would be happy? Pandas
20) Is cholzie single? No
21) Is tron725 athletic? Yes
22) Does aliasjack999 have a big secret? Yes, that hes gay
23) What would sniperkitten313 do differently in your shoes? be just
24) How tall is soxtragic? 5'5"
25) What exotic animal would tron725 like as a pet? man eatin snake
26) If bigd63 took over the world, who would suffer? communists
27) What would you do if you found out cholzie has a crush on you? call the incest police
28) What word best describes soxtragic? krazy
29) soxtragic's hair color? blonde and brown
30) Where would soxtragic most like to visit? claire's
31) Is bigd63 related to bovine_freedom? no
32) Would best_kpt_secrt be a better ninja or pirate? nithier a dolpfin trainner
33) Would you set up bovine_freedom and best_kpt_secrt? yes
34) Does acdcman1 know dontlookatit? nooo
35) Did acdcman1 break up with you? poo
36) Would best_kpt_secrt and sniperkitten313 look good together? no
37) Would you make out with cholzie? INCEST INCEST INCEST
38) Is sniperkitten313 in a relationship? yes
39) If soxtragic and bigd63 were spliced together, what would be its name? Dilaria
40) Are sniperkitten313 and tron725 going steady? No
41) Is acdcman1 dead sexy? No
42) Does best_kpt_secrt travel a lot? No
43) What is bigd63's favorite food? people
44) What song/movie would you recommend to bigd63? eisley
45) If bovine_freedom and cookielady6 were siamese twins, where would they be joined? feet
46) When did you last call aliasjack999? never
47) If bovine_freedom commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? strippers
48) What would aliasjack999 give cholzie for his/her birthday? candy
49) What do you disagree with soxtragic about? rap
50) Do sniperkitten313 and cholzie go to the same school? no
51) What rank would cholzie have in a giant robot army? commander
52) Is cookielady6 related to you? thank god no
53) How long have you known tron725? 7 yrs
54) If best_kpt_secrt was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? sluts
55) Is acdcman1 your best friend? no
56) Do you think dontlookatit is hot? no
57) If aliasjack999 were hanging off a cliff, what would aliasjack999 do? drop
58) What languages does bigd63 speak? dylanese
59) If best_kpt_secrt had a superpower, what would it be? making people happy
60) Is acdcman1 a high school student? yes
61) What animal does sniperkitten313 remind you of? people
62) Where was aliasjack999 born? new york
63) Do you have a crush on dontlookatit? no
64) How long would aliasjack999 dating bovine_freedom last? ten minutes
65) Does tron725 do drugs? yes
66) Would you wrestle acdcman1 in jello? no
67) Is tron725 a nerd? yes
68) What color should bovine_freedom dye their hair? orange
69) What animal should bovine_freedom be combined with? cow
70) Does bovine_freedom drink? no
71) What do you agree with acdcman1 about? purses
72) One thing you can't stand about tron725? annoying
73) What is soxtragic's favorite color? orange
74) What video game does sniperkitten313 remind you of? Doom 3
75) What would you do if bovine_freedom died? go to their funeral
76) bigd63's eye color? bluey green
77) Thoughts on bigd63? there
78) What would aliasjack999 think of sniperkitten313? like her lots
79) Where did you first meet cookielady6? in hell
80) Is cookielady6 an emo? no
81) Does dontlookatit smoke? no
82) Are cookielady6 and acdcman1 going out? no
83) Is sniperkitten313 introverted or extroverted? extroverted
84) What is aliasjack999's biggest flaw? EVERYTHING DAMNIT
85) Have you ever dated aliasjack999? no
86) One quality you find attractive in acdcman1? nothing
87) Does acdcman1 have a crush on best_kpt_secrt? no
88) Could you see bovine_freedom and acdcman1 together? no
89) Are cholzie and sniperkitten313 married? yes
90) What comic book character would tron725 be? wonder woman
91) Which president would sniperkitten313 be likely to idolize? PResident Bush
92) What is bigd63's shoe size? 9
93) How many monkeys could cholzie fight at once and win against? all monkeys
94) What is bovine_freedom's favorite game? super monkey ball
95) Which of your friends should bovine_freedom go out with? Maria
96) What is soxtragic allergic to? mold and you
97) How would bovine_freedom conquer the world? with toothpaste
98) Would dontlookatit and bigd63 make a good couple? No
99) Is cookielady6 a college student? She'll never make it to college
100) Does best_kpt_secrt go to your school? Yes
Now I am at Maria's house drinking pomegranate juice which tastes like chalk and grenades. Mmm... grenades, yummy. I found a cool Tokyo Mew Mew costume but Maria won't buy it for me. Mark is at cosplay pretending to be Heai. I bet he is drunk or being raped by a janitor somewhere. I hope he implodes or explodes or just plodes.
We are in the kitchen and Maria's sister is eating sticks of butter and all vegitarion garden burger wrap ups.
I am in charge of Maria's non existant love life from now on. So during lunch we will be taking polls on who Maria should date and what she should wear to homecoming and stuff. First poll: Jamie- Date him or hate him? Don't tell Maria I'm doing this or I'll kill you. Maria is in charge of my love life, too! Except mine doesnt' exist.
Kidnapped from Dillans thing
Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) If best_kpt_secrt and bovine_freedom were spliced together, what would it be like? Weird
2) Is bovine_freedom popular? No
3) What is bovine_freedom's favorite band/artist? Hugh Jackman
4) What flavor of jello would bovine_freedom be? Orange
5) How would sniperkitten313 kill cookielady6? In a helicopter
6) Has soxtragic dyed their hair? Yes
7) Do you have sniperkitten313's screenname? Yes
8) Would you ever date cholzie? No
9) Would tron725 go out with dontlookatit? Yes
10) What planet should cookielady6 be from? Uranus
11) What is bigd63's favorite movie? I don't know
12) Does bovine_freedom have a dog? Yes
13) Has cholzie been to your house/dorm? Yes
14) Have you flirted with bigd63? Maybe
15) Is best_kpt_secrt 1337? No
16) Is sniperkitten313 friends with aliasjack999? No
17) Where was bigd63 born? In a room
18) What mental disorder does cookielady6 remind you of? obsessive
19) If best_kpt_secrt took over the world, who would be happy? Pandas
20) Is cholzie single? No
21) Is tron725 athletic? Yes
22) Does aliasjack999 have a big secret? Yes, that hes gay
23) What would sniperkitten313 do differently in your shoes? be just
24) How tall is soxtragic? 5'5"
25) What exotic animal would tron725 like as a pet? man eatin snake
26) If bigd63 took over the world, who would suffer? communists
27) What would you do if you found out cholzie has a crush on you? call the incest police
28) What word best describes soxtragic? krazy
29) soxtragic's hair color? blonde and brown
30) Where would soxtragic most like to visit? claire's
31) Is bigd63 related to bovine_freedom? no
32) Would best_kpt_secrt be a better ninja or pirate? nithier a dolpfin trainner
33) Would you set up bovine_freedom and best_kpt_secrt? yes
34) Does acdcman1 know dontlookatit? nooo
35) Did acdcman1 break up with you? poo
36) Would best_kpt_secrt and sniperkitten313 look good together? no
37) Would you make out with cholzie? INCEST INCEST INCEST
38) Is sniperkitten313 in a relationship? yes
39) If soxtragic and bigd63 were spliced together, what would be its name? Dilaria
40) Are sniperkitten313 and tron725 going steady? No
41) Is acdcman1 dead sexy? No
42) Does best_kpt_secrt travel a lot? No
43) What is bigd63's favorite food? people
44) What song/movie would you recommend to bigd63? eisley
45) If bovine_freedom and cookielady6 were siamese twins, where would they be joined? feet
46) When did you last call aliasjack999? never
47) If bovine_freedom commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? strippers
48) What would aliasjack999 give cholzie for his/her birthday? candy
49) What do you disagree with soxtragic about? rap
50) Do sniperkitten313 and cholzie go to the same school? no
51) What rank would cholzie have in a giant robot army? commander
52) Is cookielady6 related to you? thank god no
53) How long have you known tron725? 7 yrs
54) If best_kpt_secrt was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? sluts
55) Is acdcman1 your best friend? no
56) Do you think dontlookatit is hot? no
57) If aliasjack999 were hanging off a cliff, what would aliasjack999 do? drop
58) What languages does bigd63 speak? dylanese
59) If best_kpt_secrt had a superpower, what would it be? making people happy
60) Is acdcman1 a high school student? yes
61) What animal does sniperkitten313 remind you of? people
62) Where was aliasjack999 born? new york
63) Do you have a crush on dontlookatit? no
64) How long would aliasjack999 dating bovine_freedom last? ten minutes
65) Does tron725 do drugs? yes
66) Would you wrestle acdcman1 in jello? no
67) Is tron725 a nerd? yes
68) What color should bovine_freedom dye their hair? orange
69) What animal should bovine_freedom be combined with? cow
70) Does bovine_freedom drink? no
71) What do you agree with acdcman1 about? purses
72) One thing you can't stand about tron725? annoying
73) What is soxtragic's favorite color? orange
74) What video game does sniperkitten313 remind you of? Doom 3
75) What would you do if bovine_freedom died? go to their funeral
76) bigd63's eye color? bluey green
77) Thoughts on bigd63? there
78) What would aliasjack999 think of sniperkitten313? like her lots
79) Where did you first meet cookielady6? in hell
80) Is cookielady6 an emo? no
81) Does dontlookatit smoke? no
82) Are cookielady6 and acdcman1 going out? no
83) Is sniperkitten313 introverted or extroverted? extroverted
84) What is aliasjack999's biggest flaw? EVERYTHING DAMNIT
85) Have you ever dated aliasjack999? no
86) One quality you find attractive in acdcman1? nothing
87) Does acdcman1 have a crush on best_kpt_secrt? no
88) Could you see bovine_freedom and acdcman1 together? no
89) Are cholzie and sniperkitten313 married? yes
90) What comic book character would tron725 be? wonder woman
91) Which president would sniperkitten313 be likely to idolize? PResident Bush
92) What is bigd63's shoe size? 9
93) How many monkeys could cholzie fight at once and win against? all monkeys
94) What is bovine_freedom's favorite game? super monkey ball
95) Which of your friends should bovine_freedom go out with? Maria
96) What is soxtragic allergic to? mold and you
97) How would bovine_freedom conquer the world? with toothpaste
98) Would dontlookatit and bigd63 make a good couple? No
99) Is cookielady6 a college student? She'll never make it to college
100) Does best_kpt_secrt go to your school? Yes