Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
sunshine_melodi's purse (30 points). In September I set
blue__nek0's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I helped
picnicbird hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been nice (510 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!
Sincerely,
xiiidenzxiii
Pbffft. Awesome sauce, man. hahaha. :))