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Title: Ménage à Trois
Author: catbrains
Pairing: Gerard Way/Bert McCracken
Rating: This story is rated PG-13
Summary: Bert comes across Mikey’s diary and Gerard discovers something new.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gerard Way, Bert McCracken, Mikey Way, or any other member of My Chemical Romance and The Used.
Dedications: mystoryinstereo, because she’s my Utah wife.
Author's Notes: This is for Challenge 003; Prompt 3
“Ménage à trois.” Bert slipped out a smirk and slammed the book he had been reading on the table in front of Gerard and him.
“Excuse me?” Gerard didn’t care much for Bert’s sudden interruption from the silence. In fact, if it hadn’t been such a ridiculous one, he would be glad for it. The silence was slowly killing him. Silence held for so long in a room with Gerard and Bert shouldn’t be kept, period. And Gerard was curious. Well, actually, hoping that Bert wasn’t planning some surprise threesome party for later. Hoping to God.
“Can I ever fuck your brother?”
“Excuse me?” Gerard nearly choked on his own saliva. He hadn’t at all expected that, not even from Bert. He continued coughing for about a full minute, turning somewhat red in the face. He really needed to know what was going on in Bert’s mind.
"We should have a threesome. Your brother, you, and I.” Bert curled his lips into a small smile, enjoying Gerard’s reaction to Bert’s sudden outburst of, uhm, ‘ideas’. He watched Gerard struggle to respond to his suggestion for a few seconds before feeling the need to continue. “You know, a ménage à trois.”
“And why?“ It took a few more seconds before Gerard could manage two words. Not only was his boyfriend expecting him to agree to a threesome, but a threesome with his brother. His blood. His engaged, male, younger by four years blood. He was going to puke.
“He needs to get fucked.”
“He has a fiancée for that. That’s not related to him. Or male. And he surely does not like males.” Gerard rolled his eyes as he spoke in a as-matter-of-factly tone. Bert’s ignorance started taking toll on the obvious. And Gerard had to point that out.
“That’s not what I read.” Gerard’s face turned dead serious. And a little pissed. He knew Mikey kept a journal - everyone knew that. Someone always cracking jokes about it. But no one really bothered to look for it, and no one really has ever seen it. Bert must be the exception to ‘no one’. And it was far from a good thing. Not that Bert knew when to stop when he’s done something bad.
He picked up the book he had slammed on the table earlier and casually flipped through the pages. “Half of the pages on here scream ‘gay’ and ‘fuck me, Bert.’ I mean listen to this,” He cleared his throat, but before he could begin, Gerard grabbed it from him. Just as he was about to shut it close for good, something in there caught his eye.
Gerard rubbed his eyes to make sure he hadn’t seen wrong. Right there on the page, Bert McCraken was scribbled in Mikey’s sloppy handwriting. His eyes must have widened to their full extent, because Bert let out a small giggle and whispered ‘told you’ as he rested his head on Gerard’s stiff shoulder. Gerard carefully read the surrounding words of Bert’s name, and his face cringed from the disbelief, then stiffened from the shock. Over, and over, and over, and over again. Mikey does not like men. Especially smelly, crude, dirty, annoying men named Bert McCracken.
“You jealous?” The sudden sound of the aforementioned McCracken brought Gerard into reality again. He let out a snort and turned to face Bert with a huge grin slapped on his face. Gerard was shocked, perhaps a tad bit disgusted, but not jealous. He smiled.
“No. Not at all.”
“Still up for a threesome?”
“No.”
“Can I still have you?”
Gerard’s smile grew and he leaned in for a kiss. He pulled back, mouthed ‘of course’ and climbed into Bert’s lap. Just as they pulled into for a deeper kiss, who else to walk in but the Mikey Way himself. His cheeks immediately turning red as he realized what he had interrupted. Bert let out a laugh as he winked at Mikey.
“Wanna join?”
Beta'd by my lovely Becky (mystoryinstereo)
Author: catbrains
Pairing: Gerard Way/Bert McCracken
Rating: This story is rated PG-13
Summary: Bert comes across Mikey’s diary and Gerard discovers something new.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gerard Way, Bert McCracken, Mikey Way, or any other member of My Chemical Romance and The Used.
Dedications: mystoryinstereo, because she’s my Utah wife.
Author's Notes: This is for Challenge 003; Prompt 3
“Ménage à trois.” Bert slipped out a smirk and slammed the book he had been reading on the table in front of Gerard and him.
“Excuse me?” Gerard didn’t care much for Bert’s sudden interruption from the silence. In fact, if it hadn’t been such a ridiculous one, he would be glad for it. The silence was slowly killing him. Silence held for so long in a room with Gerard and Bert shouldn’t be kept, period. And Gerard was curious. Well, actually, hoping that Bert wasn’t planning some surprise threesome party for later. Hoping to God.
“Can I ever fuck your brother?”
“Excuse me?” Gerard nearly choked on his own saliva. He hadn’t at all expected that, not even from Bert. He continued coughing for about a full minute, turning somewhat red in the face. He really needed to know what was going on in Bert’s mind.
"We should have a threesome. Your brother, you, and I.” Bert curled his lips into a small smile, enjoying Gerard’s reaction to Bert’s sudden outburst of, uhm, ‘ideas’. He watched Gerard struggle to respond to his suggestion for a few seconds before feeling the need to continue. “You know, a ménage à trois.”
“And why?“ It took a few more seconds before Gerard could manage two words. Not only was his boyfriend expecting him to agree to a threesome, but a threesome with his brother. His blood. His engaged, male, younger by four years blood. He was going to puke.
“He needs to get fucked.”
“He has a fiancée for that. That’s not related to him. Or male. And he surely does not like males.” Gerard rolled his eyes as he spoke in a as-matter-of-factly tone. Bert’s ignorance started taking toll on the obvious. And Gerard had to point that out.
“That’s not what I read.” Gerard’s face turned dead serious. And a little pissed. He knew Mikey kept a journal - everyone knew that. Someone always cracking jokes about it. But no one really bothered to look for it, and no one really has ever seen it. Bert must be the exception to ‘no one’. And it was far from a good thing. Not that Bert knew when to stop when he’s done something bad.
He picked up the book he had slammed on the table earlier and casually flipped through the pages. “Half of the pages on here scream ‘gay’ and ‘fuck me, Bert.’ I mean listen to this,” He cleared his throat, but before he could begin, Gerard grabbed it from him. Just as he was about to shut it close for good, something in there caught his eye.
Gerard rubbed his eyes to make sure he hadn’t seen wrong. Right there on the page, Bert McCraken was scribbled in Mikey’s sloppy handwriting. His eyes must have widened to their full extent, because Bert let out a small giggle and whispered ‘told you’ as he rested his head on Gerard’s stiff shoulder. Gerard carefully read the surrounding words of Bert’s name, and his face cringed from the disbelief, then stiffened from the shock. Over, and over, and over, and over again. Mikey does not like men. Especially smelly, crude, dirty, annoying men named Bert McCracken.
“You jealous?” The sudden sound of the aforementioned McCracken brought Gerard into reality again. He let out a snort and turned to face Bert with a huge grin slapped on his face. Gerard was shocked, perhaps a tad bit disgusted, but not jealous. He smiled.
“No. Not at all.”
“Still up for a threesome?”
“No.”
“Can I still have you?”
Gerard’s smile grew and he leaned in for a kiss. He pulled back, mouthed ‘of course’ and climbed into Bert’s lap. Just as they pulled into for a deeper kiss, who else to walk in but the Mikey Way himself. His cheeks immediately turning red as he realized what he had interrupted. Bert let out a laugh as he winked at Mikey.
“Wanna join?”
Beta'd by my lovely Becky (mystoryinstereo)