sobsobsob i used to think that Shisui was the second black sheep of the Uchiha clan in regards to stoicism, the first being Obito. then i remembered that the clan was planning a coup and that he was devoted to the clan and that puts him opposite Itachi to begin with, even without the entire "let me kill my best friend to gain the MS" deal.
now i just like to think that he's good at pretending to be Obito v.2 because it's a coping mechanism.
poor Uchihas. they really needed a couple hundred therapists. and probably someone to cull the extreme psychopaths before they infected the whole clan.
i just want to hug them all and wrap them in bubble wrap and blankets
BLACK SHEEP! YES! That is exactly what I thought too!!! But Shisui could still be genuinely energetic and vibrant without pretending because he chose Itachi and Konoha in the end right? Even though he loves his family too... poor baby Q_Q
UGH, TOTALLY. They should've just left Konoha and take their services to another village instead of planning a rebellion...
Don't forget the cute therapeutic stuffed animals and stress balls and just lots of well-deserved loving ALL DAY LONG
bdklfjg now i'm imagining happy energetic vibrant Shisui bouncing around Konoha like Tigger on crack and trying to imagine how the whole Uchiha/Konoha conflict might have changed him on the inside. ;A;
ffff they could start their own village. their own small village. huh, now i wonder what the village's conception of the Uchiha clan was (the civilians, I mean) pre-Massacre. and what the relationship between the clan and the merchants was like and ... and ...
damn, that's a plot bunny.
lol just give Madara a nice collection of Senju stuffed animals to stab and a Kyuubi doll and a model Konohagakure to play with.
TIGGER ON CRACK YES THAT IS PERFECT HAHAAHAHA XDDD Continuing with the analogy, the conflict probably turned him into... Eor... but more angsty and emo. ;~;
Hmmmm the Uchiha and the merchants, eh? I imagine they would not-so-subtly stare them down for lower prices. *shot* ugh Uchiha crack is the best
GOGOGOGOGOGO FIC TIME :DDDD
omg lol to think the current world war and all the jazz about revenge and violently obtaining world peace could've been prevented with a therapy session XDDDD
... oh dear god I read your comment right before falling asleep and I dreamt of Tigger!Shisui trying to convince Itachi to bounce with him :|
LOL. after turning one merchant into a gibbering wreck via the power of their stares, glares, and the all-important "hn" the rest learn the lesson quickly? it is, it is, it's lovely and delicious and so addictive
NONONONONONONO NOT RIGHT NOW LATER. LIKE, NEXT MONTH. or something. :c
weeeeeell maybe more than ONE therapy session BUT YES. the world would be such a happy peaceful place if the Uchiha had regular therapy sessions. and stress balls. and pets. cute fluffy little pets that not even Madara would not pet.
"I dreamt of Tigger!Shisui trying to convince Itachi to bounce with him :|"
GAH-- THAT IS SO-- CUTE-- HOMG <3 It's kinda like Alice in Wonderland but far from it LOL XDD my gosh and then imagine if Itachi DID bounce with him. AHHHHHH X)
ROFL YES ahhhhh, Uchiha-merchant relationships <3 Like... the cabbage guy from the Avatar. *SHOT*
YESYESYES. They would be so happy. And cute. And just all round like Shisui/Obito. Ahhhh lovely Uchiha babies <3
but no they have an image to keep as the darkest and baddest baddies :C
of course then my dream was reduced to Shisui arguing about the benefits of bouncy!sex so ... actually that's when i woke up ._.
OH ALICE IN WONDERLAND. FEATURING THE UCHIHA CLAN. THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. is it sad that i see Madara as the Queen of Hearts? shisui can be the cheshire cat or something IDK
... who?
pfft if all Uchiha babies were like Shisui/Obito (ESPECIALLY OBITO) i can see Fugaku facepalming. and headdesking. and trying to train them in the art of "hn" because Uchihas have an image to maintain (and Uchihas don't wear goggles damnit)
ah well i suppose that can be their deep dark secret then
BOUNCY!SEX OH MY GOSH YOU LOOOOL but if you think about it sex is already kind of bouncy XDDD
MADDY IS THE QUEEN OF HEARTS BECAUSE HE'S SO VAIN SHISUI IS THE CHESHIRE CAT because c'mon just look at his face and hair *shot* Itachi is probably the Mad Hatter? Or maybe Alice? *just wants to see him in a dress* Sasuke can be the bunny =| XD LOLOLOL djafhskdjf
Oh! Never mind~ You should the Avatar: The Last Airbender ;) There's a cabbage merchant in there but he keeps losing his cabbages whenever the protagonist fights XDDD
Oh Fugaku, he doesn't know hot when he sees it. I mean, can you imagine? Grown-up Obito (poor baby didn't live past 13 Q_Q) with goggles. He'll be like the manly rugged Uchiha hurr <3333
OH STOP IT IT'S ITASHI AND MY MIND IS A FILTHY FILTHY PLACE but this is a different kind of bouncy, it's SPECIAL okay?
MADDY-DEAR IS THE QUEEN OF HEARTS BECAUSE SADLY I CAN SEE HIM GOING "OFF WITH HIS HEAD" of course. actually, i just want to see Shisui with that smile though. ITACHI = ALICE. THE END. is that really the right shade of blue for him though? v;lfgkj okay. /dead
ffff no trying to introduce me to new things, I'm still repeating Avengers and it's getting copied to my phone tonight in an attempt to assuage the savage beast in my head demanding daily doses of yummy men the movie.
See, it's all because Fugaku forgot to sign up for regular doses of Uchiha Sex Appeal after he was born. I bet he's just bitter because he doesn't have rabid fangirls.
OH SHUSH NO MIND WITH ITASHI IS FILTHY IN MY BOOK I MEAN WELCOME TO MY WORLD LOL
omg he would behead so many people D: And Hashirama... dang it Hashirama's not an Uchiha DOW LOL WITH SHISUI'S FLUFFY HAIR HIS CHESHIRE SMILE WILL BE PERFECT OKAY YES ITACHI IS ALICE Hmmmm I suppose we can give him a darker blue, so he can be dark Alice >:D
Daaaaaw okies, well, when after your beast has calmed down ;D
That or Mikoto just stopped giving him some. You gotta admit, Mama Uchiha is really... WELL I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING BUT KNOW THAT I'M GOING TO HELL
Maddy would be an awesome Queen of Hearts up until the point where all his subjects are dead. yup. well ... there aren't enough canon Uchihas with interesting backstories LET'S STICK HASHIRAMA IN THERE TOO OKAY pfft that's perfect yes let's do that
the beast, it cannot be calmed. (also known as, i'm madly in love with Loki ♥ he's complicated)
XDD Mama Uchiha decided enough was enough because both of her sons just have so many ISSUES and it's Obviously All Fugaku's Fault
he looks so normal and relaxed and happy and you'd never guess how fucked-up his (canon) life is supposed to be.
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now i just like to think that he's good at pretending to be Obito v.2 because it's a coping mechanism.
poor Uchihas. they really needed a couple hundred therapists. and probably someone to cull the extreme psychopaths before they infected the whole clan.
i just want to hug them all and wrap them in bubble wrap and blankets
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UGH, TOTALLY. They should've just left Konoha and take their services to another village instead of planning a rebellion...
Don't forget the cute therapeutic stuffed animals and stress balls and just lots of well-deserved loving ALL DAY LONG
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ffff they could start their own village. their own small village. huh, now i wonder what the village's conception of the Uchiha clan was (the civilians, I mean) pre-Massacre. and what the relationship between the clan and the merchants was like and ... and ...
damn, that's a plot bunny.
lol just give Madara a nice collection of Senju stuffed animals to stab and a Kyuubi doll and a model Konohagakure to play with.
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Hmmmm the Uchiha and the merchants, eh? I imagine they would not-so-subtly stare them down for lower prices. *shot* ugh Uchiha crack is the best
GOGOGOGOGOGO FIC TIME :DDDD
omg lol to think the current world war and all the jazz about revenge and violently obtaining world peace could've been prevented with a therapy session XDDDD
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LOL. after turning one merchant into a gibbering wreck via the power of their stares, glares, and the all-important "hn" the rest learn the lesson quickly? it is, it is, it's lovely and delicious and so addictive
NONONONONONONO NOT RIGHT NOW LATER. LIKE, NEXT MONTH. or something. :c
weeeeeell maybe more than ONE therapy session BUT YES. the world would be such a happy peaceful place if the Uchiha had regular therapy sessions. and stress balls. and pets. cute fluffy little pets that not even Madara would not pet.
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GAH-- THAT IS SO-- CUTE-- HOMG <3 It's kinda like Alice in Wonderland but far from it LOL XDD my gosh and then imagine if Itachi DID bounce with him. AHHHHHH X)
ROFL YES ahhhhh, Uchiha-merchant relationships <3 Like... the cabbage guy from the Avatar. *SHOT*
YESYESYES. They would be so happy. And cute. And just all round like Shisui/Obito. Ahhhh lovely Uchiha babies <3
but no they have an image to keep as the darkest and baddest baddies :C
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OH ALICE IN WONDERLAND. FEATURING THE UCHIHA CLAN. THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. is it sad that i see Madara as the Queen of Hearts? shisui can be the cheshire cat or something IDK
... who?
pfft if all Uchiha babies were like Shisui/Obito (ESPECIALLY OBITO) i can see Fugaku facepalming. and headdesking. and trying to train them in the art of "hn" because Uchihas have an image to maintain (and Uchihas don't wear goggles damnit)
ah well i suppose that can be their deep dark secret then
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MADDY IS THE QUEEN OF HEARTS BECAUSE HE'S SO VAIN
SHISUI IS THE CHESHIRE CAT because c'mon just look at his face and hair *shot*
Itachi is probably the Mad Hatter? Or maybe Alice? *just wants to see him in a dress*
Sasuke can be the bunny =| XD LOLOLOL djafhskdjf
Oh! Never mind~ You should the Avatar: The Last Airbender ;) There's a cabbage merchant in there but he keeps losing his cabbages whenever the protagonist fights XDDD
Oh Fugaku, he doesn't know hot when he sees it. I mean, can you imagine? Grown-up Obito (poor baby didn't live past 13 Q_Q) with goggles. He'll be like the manly rugged Uchiha hurr <3333
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MADDY-DEAR IS THE QUEEN OF HEARTS BECAUSE SADLY I CAN SEE HIM GOING "OFF WITH HIS HEAD"
of course. actually, i just want to see Shisui with that smile though.
ITACHI = ALICE. THE END. is that really the right shade of blue for him though?
v;lfgkj okay.
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ffff no trying to introduce me to new things, I'm still repeating Avengers and it's getting copied to my phone tonight in an attempt to assuage the savage beast in my head demanding daily doses of yummy men the movie.
See, it's all because Fugaku forgot to sign up for regular doses of Uchiha Sex Appeal after he was born. I bet he's just bitter because he doesn't have rabid fangirls.
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omg he would behead so many people D: And Hashirama... dang it Hashirama's not an Uchiha DOW LOL
WITH SHISUI'S FLUFFY HAIR HIS CHESHIRE SMILE WILL BE PERFECT
OKAY YES ITACHI IS ALICE Hmmmm I suppose we can give him a darker blue, so he can be dark Alice >:D
Daaaaaw okies, well, when after your beast has calmed down ;D
That or Mikoto just stopped giving him some. You gotta admit, Mama Uchiha is really... WELL I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING BUT KNOW THAT I'M GOING TO HELL
AND NO I AM NOT SORRY FUGAKU
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Maddy would be an awesome Queen of Hearts up until the point where all his subjects are dead. yup.
well ... there aren't enough canon Uchihas with interesting backstories LET'S STICK HASHIRAMA IN THERE TOO OKAY
pfft that's perfect yes let's do that
the beast, it cannot be calmed. (also known as, i'm madly in love with Loki ♥ he's complicated)
XDD Mama Uchiha decided enough was enough because both of her sons just have so many ISSUES and it's Obviously All Fugaku's Fault
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