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A minister was seated next to a Marine on a flight to Atlanta.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Marine asked for Jack Daniels and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips."
The Marine handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Marine asked for Jack Daniels and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips."
The Marine handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."