The Irony that is My Life
So... yesterday was... interesting.
I dragged my lazy ass self out of bed at like 10, and then took a shower. Oh, excuse me, I must go on a completely random tangent. I love showers, they are wonderful. the shower is todays purification ritual. We do it in the morning so we can be pure for the new day, or we do it at night to wash away all the sins. To be completely honest, I don't feel ready to start my day until I have had a nice long shower. Showers fix everything.
That was random, anyway, After I showered I had to go to school to do that thing for my mom. The told me that she is the one who has to do it, so that was lame. After that I bummed around school for a little bit.
I went to the band picnic to do that thing that i needed to do... but didn't do it. Cathie and Chris were working to brake up, so me and Cathie were crying our emo tears of blood. And then we were like, "Fuck our various relationship problems, and lets go play some Guitar Hero!" So we went to Christina's house and got that, and then went over to Cathie's and got our Rock/Emo on. This is also where I laughed at the Ironies of my life.
On a completely unrelated note, Me, Jeremy, and Dan plan to start the Lansing Emo Farm.
Right, anyway, I had to to to Dalton to move a desk... that was irksome... and i never ended up moving the desk, just a couch, two tables, four chairs, and a hospital bed. I almost died...
Anyway, after we got back from Dalton, I went back over to Cathie's to hang out with her and Melissa. Who needs Drugs when you have good friends at two in the morning... AND PAC-MAN, MY GOD THE PAC-MAN! So that was an interesting time... yes, interesting, thats a good word for it. It was fun as hell, I really want to do it again sometime.
"What, who wants to fuck you, wait, he doesn't want to fuck you, he's fucking queer, why would he fuck you?!"
"Our love lives suck, we should have sex, because then we will at least have sex lives... and its a fun way to kill an hour or so."
"Dude, we should text hot cell guys!"
"My gay alter ego is Frank, I think."
And those are all reasons that I should not read Cosmo at 2 AM with my friends and Pac-Man.
Oh the Irony that is my life!
I dragged my lazy ass self out of bed at like 10, and then took a shower. Oh, excuse me, I must go on a completely random tangent. I love showers, they are wonderful. the shower is todays purification ritual. We do it in the morning so we can be pure for the new day, or we do it at night to wash away all the sins. To be completely honest, I don't feel ready to start my day until I have had a nice long shower. Showers fix everything.
That was random, anyway, After I showered I had to go to school to do that thing for my mom. The told me that she is the one who has to do it, so that was lame. After that I bummed around school for a little bit.
I went to the band picnic to do that thing that i needed to do... but didn't do it. Cathie and Chris were working to brake up, so me and Cathie were crying our emo tears of blood. And then we were like, "Fuck our various relationship problems, and lets go play some Guitar Hero!" So we went to Christina's house and got that, and then went over to Cathie's and got our Rock/Emo on. This is also where I laughed at the Ironies of my life.
On a completely unrelated note, Me, Jeremy, and Dan plan to start the Lansing Emo Farm.
Right, anyway, I had to to to Dalton to move a desk... that was irksome... and i never ended up moving the desk, just a couch, two tables, four chairs, and a hospital bed. I almost died...
Anyway, after we got back from Dalton, I went back over to Cathie's to hang out with her and Melissa. Who needs Drugs when you have good friends at two in the morning... AND PAC-MAN, MY GOD THE PAC-MAN! So that was an interesting time... yes, interesting, thats a good word for it. It was fun as hell, I really want to do it again sometime.
"What, who wants to fuck you, wait, he doesn't want to fuck you, he's fucking queer, why would he fuck you?!"
"Our love lives suck, we should have sex, because then we will at least have sex lives... and its a fun way to kill an hour or so."
"Dude, we should text hot cell guys!"
"My gay alter ego is Frank, I think."
And those are all reasons that I should not read Cosmo at 2 AM with my friends and Pac-Man.
Oh the Irony that is my life!