Terrorists Flood Big Easy - a report by George W.
Today was "Get Off Your Lazy Ass and Do Something with Your Life" day. With school rapidly approaching, and myself having done nothing besides have fun all summer, I slapped myself in the face today. "Self," I says to myself, "Self, you ain't even gots a job." So I filled out my application for Barnes and Nobles. "And you ain't done talk to one your best friends." So I sent Andy a card from me and Lindsay hoping he feels better after his operation. Told him I miss him. "That's pirdy good," myself says to myself, "But what about college?!" I was kind of panicky because I haven't done anything for college... at all... so I went ahead and finished my application for Boston University. Wrote my essay and everything. Luckily I didn't send it, because I later found that I needed to have SAT II's. Right after I type this I'm going to sign up for a couple of them. Also, I found out the first early admissions applications aren't even due until Novemeber 1st. It feels pretty good to be ahead.
I was just starting to relax from my stressful day when my mom came down and said my NutriSystems shit was here. Now, I love ranting about how I need to lose weight and go on a diet, but I always hope later that nobody paid attention to me. Of course, my mother did. She spent tons of money on a month-long food program where they ship you all the food you can eat, you just add water. And fruit. I wasn't feeling it at all when I saw the box... it was way too small to feed me for a month. But once I started opening it, it was like Christmas. Soon I was pulling out freeze-dried chicken and powdered tuna salad like there was no tomorrow. I gotta say, it sounds gross, but this might be what I truly need. I do well with extremely structured things. Like Atkins. I could only eat meat, so it was easy. There was no, "Well, this has 30 calories, so I GUESS it's okay." It was just, eat this, shut up, lose wait. And it worked.
SO for the next 30 days I'm going to be working out 4 times a week like a good boy, and eating nothing but packaged shit and water. I'm supposed to write it all down in the book I got, but I'll keep my LJ posted with the weight I lost. Maybe.
If I were famous I could be on Celebrity Fit Club. That show seriously rocks. What is it about VH1 and kick-ass shows lately? Seriously, they passed MTV a mile ago and they keep on truckin'. First I Love the 80's, and now Rock School, Hogan Knows Best, and CFC. Thank you VH1!
A couple things before I go. I'm trying out for a band called Hollywood Blacklist. I like their tunes a lot, the only problem is that they all live in Concord. Normally I wouldn't mind but gas is going up by a quarter a day. We'll see what happens. I have been practicing a lot lately, I can truly shred. Chris Kinney would be proud.
And finally, I LOVE LINDSAY. I don't mention her as much as I should because to me, it's understood. She's always the first thing on my mind, so much so that even talking about it is like, DUH, of course I hung out with Lindsay. And it was awesome. It always is. She's the greatest girl in the world, and I'm not exaggerating.
I was just starting to relax from my stressful day when my mom came down and said my NutriSystems shit was here. Now, I love ranting about how I need to lose weight and go on a diet, but I always hope later that nobody paid attention to me. Of course, my mother did. She spent tons of money on a month-long food program where they ship you all the food you can eat, you just add water. And fruit. I wasn't feeling it at all when I saw the box... it was way too small to feed me for a month. But once I started opening it, it was like Christmas. Soon I was pulling out freeze-dried chicken and powdered tuna salad like there was no tomorrow. I gotta say, it sounds gross, but this might be what I truly need. I do well with extremely structured things. Like Atkins. I could only eat meat, so it was easy. There was no, "Well, this has 30 calories, so I GUESS it's okay." It was just, eat this, shut up, lose wait. And it worked.
SO for the next 30 days I'm going to be working out 4 times a week like a good boy, and eating nothing but packaged shit and water. I'm supposed to write it all down in the book I got, but I'll keep my LJ posted with the weight I lost. Maybe.
If I were famous I could be on Celebrity Fit Club. That show seriously rocks. What is it about VH1 and kick-ass shows lately? Seriously, they passed MTV a mile ago and they keep on truckin'. First I Love the 80's, and now Rock School, Hogan Knows Best, and CFC. Thank you VH1!
A couple things before I go. I'm trying out for a band called Hollywood Blacklist. I like their tunes a lot, the only problem is that they all live in Concord. Normally I wouldn't mind but gas is going up by a quarter a day. We'll see what happens. I have been practicing a lot lately, I can truly shred. Chris Kinney would be proud.
And finally, I LOVE LINDSAY. I don't mention her as much as I should because to me, it's understood. She's always the first thing on my mind, so much so that even talking about it is like, DUH, of course I hung out with Lindsay. And it was awesome. It always is. She's the greatest girl in the world, and I'm not exaggerating.