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Xiao Lu Jiejie
My boyfriend keeps leaving the toilet seat up. Can I flush him next time? Is it a crime to flush one's boyfriend? I can't find anything in the constitution about that.
Love,
Ms. Splash
Dear Splash,
Be equally insensitive by fumigating him with nail polish, clogging the bathtub with your hair, or leaving pads and tampons lying around in public.
Jk, that will probably not end well. Make a bet with him! Every time he forgets to put the seat down, he has to forfeit a dollar to your Gentlemen (or lack thereof) Jar. In return, offer to correct a bad habit of your own! If the habit doesn't die, then at least you can use the money for a nice dinner out... or to buy more tampons.
Brb waiting for my nails to dry,
Xiao Lu Jiejie
My boyfriend keeps leaving the toilet seat up. Can I flush him next time? Is it a crime to flush one's boyfriend? I can't find anything in the constitution about that.
Love,
Ms. Splash
Dear Splash,
Be equally insensitive by fumigating him with nail polish, clogging the bathtub with your hair, or leaving pads and tampons lying around in public.
Jk, that will probably not end well. Make a bet with him! Every time he forgets to put the seat down, he has to forfeit a dollar to your Gentlemen (or lack thereof) Jar. In return, offer to correct a bad habit of your own! If the habit doesn't die, then at least you can use the money for a nice dinner out... or to buy more tampons.
Brb waiting for my nails to dry,
Xiao Lu Jiejie