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Ms. Xiao Lu
Not...not that I have a crush on you or anything but, um, hypothetically speaking, what does someone have to do to win your affections? Because I'm a great kimbap roller! And I think I have a nice smile. We're about the same height. Sort of. Are you into Korean men? I think we're nice...
Love,
Does Not Have a Crush on You, Seriously
Dear Seriously,
Are you a member of my official fanclub? If not, please send an application to the official PO box and attach a face and body shot of yourself with the application. Clothing required. Gifts optional.
P.S. Jiejie is a fan of the following: bambi toys, MCM bags, leopard print, TVXQ, men wearing leopard print, dimples, Kuragehime, tall dominant looking blondes, Man U, sweetcheeks, tanned skin, kimchi spaghetti, OPI nail polish, mint green clothing, lace/floral prints, non-native Chinese speakers, pizza, 미남이시네요, Kate Spade, and younger men.
Love,
Xiao Lu Jiejie
Not...not that I have a crush on you or anything but, um, hypothetically speaking, what does someone have to do to win your affections? Because I'm a great kimbap roller! And I think I have a nice smile. We're about the same height. Sort of. Are you into Korean men? I think we're nice...
Love,
Does Not Have a Crush on You, Seriously
Dear Seriously,
Are you a member of my official fanclub? If not, please send an application to the official PO box and attach a face and body shot of yourself with the application. Clothing required. Gifts optional.
P.S. Jiejie is a fan of the following: bambi toys, MCM bags, leopard print, TVXQ, men wearing leopard print, dimples, Kuragehime, tall dominant looking blondes, Man U, sweetcheeks, tanned skin, kimchi spaghetti, OPI nail polish, mint green clothing, lace/floral prints, non-native Chinese speakers, pizza, 미남이시네요, Kate Spade, and younger men.
Love,
Xiao Lu Jiejie