quicksilver
h'okay! so this has to be quick as I have work at 8am tommorow. Anyway. So let's see, what should I talk about? The rainbow coloured adventures of Wal-Mart, confirmation of new fun allergy (sorta new), events with the lady friend?
Well, at anyrate, Holly and I have been together for 10 months now, and it's all very exciting. She really likes her job and such which is good. And her parents seem to just complain a lot in general but not actually do anything. Which, frankly, is a lot better than I expected. Incidently, today while we were at a coffeshop I confirmed my alergy to coffee. Yep, I'm allergic to the magic brew. Which actually doesn't bother me, so I guess when the allergies were being handed out they decided to send this one where'd it'd do the least harm. I mean, the only other stuff in the coffee that i had some of, was vanilla (not allergic to for sure) and soy (i've eaten tofu, and other than the blahhh, it was fine). Honestly, you can't be allergic to vanilla or soy anyway, the words mean unreactive plain ordinary and blah. At anyrate, my throat got scratchy itchy and a little swollen withen seconds. hooray for genetic imperfection.
also introduced my family to Russel Peters today, hilarious of course. lol, no seriously, rofl.
anyway, so interesting thing at work today. I saw a couple old friends from highschool, but the one I'm noting here, is this guy who used to work at wal-mart. Apparently, after highschool he went to like, "Dunwoody Institute" where i guess he got some manner of electrical engineering degree in two years, and he just graduated, and now has a job where he is getting paid just under $50,000 a year. So i'm like, .... pause....what!?!? I mean, no offense to this guy, but I'm 98% certain that I'm a moderate amount more intelligent than him. And here he is, a degree and a salary and graduated and blah blah blah. And i'm like, grrrrrr. But then I stopped and thought. You know, if I had done that, gone to some place called "Dunwoody" it probably would have been easy enough to get me to stay even though I don't even like it. And then where would I be. Money yes, but still, I'd just get worn down, and besides, I plan on having Holly be my sugar momma. You go girl!! Yeah equal wages! or heck, pay'er more! lol, anyway though, yea, so when I thought about it, I'm glad that I didn't go to a significantly easier school and stick out my "engineering is pain" suspicions only to find myself stuck with a job I don't want. Lol, i mean, I honestly just don't enjoy the stuff like you folks do.
At anyrate, it made me think. So after I got done punching him for unleashing said cognition on my unsuspecting self, i continued on my merry way.
Oh merry, what a word.
Ok, here's the deal. Wal-Mart. Scott. At Wal-Mart. Scott is friendly. Scott is arguably good looking. Scott is small. Scott is arguably feminine in build. problem? not really, no one cares.
Scott returns to Wal-Mart.
Scott returns to Wal-Mart and three gay guys his age have been hired, one of whom seems to have taken an "interest".
problem..
PROBLEM PROBLEM PROBLEM PROBLEM PROBlEM!!!!!!!
okay, so seriously though, lol, here's the deal. Where gonna go with 1, 2, and 3 here for ethical reasons. lol.
So, i'm working at wal-mart, and I see guy 3. I ask to borrow a pen from guy 3, as I need a pen. I also note that guy 3 has absolutely friggin fantastic hair. Not aloud or anything, just saying, the mans hair was amazing. Now, no, this wasn't gay, more metro than anything. At anyrate, being my rather sexually self-confidant self, when he walk by, I would avail myself to be astounded by his hair, it was like an afro of white guy hair, except dark color, and kinda curly. Like I said, it was amazing. Continuing on though, so I'd look at his hair, and be pleased in much the same way it pleases me to look at a blue sky. He may have noticed my observations however, because I found that he started to look at me as well. This could have gone poorly for me, but did not for two reasons. Reason one, he soon quit anyway. Reason two, he was interested in another cashier. Rofl lol rofl lol. But seriously, there was this other straight cashier fellow, (we later compared notes on our "fans") and I guess he said that guy 3 was asking about him or something. yea....
So guy 2. Guy 2 I saw just walking along. Except in my mind I thought, "Wow, that is a quite masculine looking girl". Yes indeedy, guy 2 composes himself in such a way I honestly thought he was a girl for a good while, till I saw his name tag and non female name. Yet, it really didn't matter anyway because yes, score another one for my straight cashier compatriot. Yep, guy 2 was smitten with my gay compitition as well. I guess he walked by and gave him a nice little cutsie wave and smile or something. I believe there was a deer in headlights reaction, lol.
Moving on to guy 1. Oh guy 1. So i'm walking by sporting goods when I hear,
Guy 1: "Hey! What's your name?"
Me: "Scott"
Guy 1: "Well I'm -guy1's name-, it's good to meet you"
Me: "Good to meet you too"
HASTY RETREAT HASTY RETREAT
I should note that guy 1 is also a tall big fellow, you could say the complement to my slighter stature, but you wouldn't say that, because if you did, I'd be forced to destroy you.
At anyrate, every single time he walks in an area where I'm present, he'll look at me, oh that's right, he looks at me, and he smiles! Yup. He like, has this very pleased smile like he's enjoying himself thing going on, and he's always, "Hi, how are you? Have a nice night, how are YOU today, Hi there!".
Yess, so he's my special friend.
The interesting thing is, Holly is confoundedly never around when he is. And I can't jolly well say, Hi, oh and by the way my female XX chromosome girlfriend that I am sexually attracted to, yea, she isn't here right now, but she will be later, k, bye.
Like, i was talking about that the last time she was in. I was like, you now, you're never here at the right time, it'd really help things if you were here when guy 1 was. And she's all who's that? And i'm like, you know the nice boy from sporting goods i told you about ("We must find him a nice boy. Someone from a good family..." lol)
yea.. rainbowy adventures.
So, not to be insensitve here, but i was wondering.
Should i be jealous of the other cashier who had two gays gunning for him?
rofl lol rofl lol.
true story, funny story, true story.
Right. so games in short.
If I got a microphone would i be able to play long distance D and D? I keep coming up with characters, seriously i need help.
Also, have we established an official starcraft time or anything?
And how is neverwinter going?
...if only one of us were both organized and motivated..... YOU STOP THAT KIND OF TALK RIGHT NOW!!! WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT!
right well..
buh bye!
~Scott
Well, at anyrate, Holly and I have been together for 10 months now, and it's all very exciting. She really likes her job and such which is good. And her parents seem to just complain a lot in general but not actually do anything. Which, frankly, is a lot better than I expected. Incidently, today while we were at a coffeshop I confirmed my alergy to coffee. Yep, I'm allergic to the magic brew. Which actually doesn't bother me, so I guess when the allergies were being handed out they decided to send this one where'd it'd do the least harm. I mean, the only other stuff in the coffee that i had some of, was vanilla (not allergic to for sure) and soy (i've eaten tofu, and other than the blahhh, it was fine). Honestly, you can't be allergic to vanilla or soy anyway, the words mean unreactive plain ordinary and blah. At anyrate, my throat got scratchy itchy and a little swollen withen seconds. hooray for genetic imperfection.
also introduced my family to Russel Peters today, hilarious of course. lol, no seriously, rofl.
anyway, so interesting thing at work today. I saw a couple old friends from highschool, but the one I'm noting here, is this guy who used to work at wal-mart. Apparently, after highschool he went to like, "Dunwoody Institute" where i guess he got some manner of electrical engineering degree in two years, and he just graduated, and now has a job where he is getting paid just under $50,000 a year. So i'm like, .... pause....what!?!? I mean, no offense to this guy, but I'm 98% certain that I'm a moderate amount more intelligent than him. And here he is, a degree and a salary and graduated and blah blah blah. And i'm like, grrrrrr. But then I stopped and thought. You know, if I had done that, gone to some place called "Dunwoody" it probably would have been easy enough to get me to stay even though I don't even like it. And then where would I be. Money yes, but still, I'd just get worn down, and besides, I plan on having Holly be my sugar momma. You go girl!! Yeah equal wages! or heck, pay'er more! lol, anyway though, yea, so when I thought about it, I'm glad that I didn't go to a significantly easier school and stick out my "engineering is pain" suspicions only to find myself stuck with a job I don't want. Lol, i mean, I honestly just don't enjoy the stuff like you folks do.
At anyrate, it made me think. So after I got done punching him for unleashing said cognition on my unsuspecting self, i continued on my merry way.
Oh merry, what a word.
Ok, here's the deal. Wal-Mart. Scott. At Wal-Mart. Scott is friendly. Scott is arguably good looking. Scott is small. Scott is arguably feminine in build. problem? not really, no one cares.
Scott returns to Wal-Mart.
Scott returns to Wal-Mart and three gay guys his age have been hired, one of whom seems to have taken an "interest".
problem..
PROBLEM PROBLEM PROBLEM PROBLEM PROBlEM!!!!!!!
okay, so seriously though, lol, here's the deal. Where gonna go with 1, 2, and 3 here for ethical reasons. lol.
So, i'm working at wal-mart, and I see guy 3. I ask to borrow a pen from guy 3, as I need a pen. I also note that guy 3 has absolutely friggin fantastic hair. Not aloud or anything, just saying, the mans hair was amazing. Now, no, this wasn't gay, more metro than anything. At anyrate, being my rather sexually self-confidant self, when he walk by, I would avail myself to be astounded by his hair, it was like an afro of white guy hair, except dark color, and kinda curly. Like I said, it was amazing. Continuing on though, so I'd look at his hair, and be pleased in much the same way it pleases me to look at a blue sky. He may have noticed my observations however, because I found that he started to look at me as well. This could have gone poorly for me, but did not for two reasons. Reason one, he soon quit anyway. Reason two, he was interested in another cashier. Rofl lol rofl lol. But seriously, there was this other straight cashier fellow, (we later compared notes on our "fans") and I guess he said that guy 3 was asking about him or something. yea....
So guy 2. Guy 2 I saw just walking along. Except in my mind I thought, "Wow, that is a quite masculine looking girl". Yes indeedy, guy 2 composes himself in such a way I honestly thought he was a girl for a good while, till I saw his name tag and non female name. Yet, it really didn't matter anyway because yes, score another one for my straight cashier compatriot. Yep, guy 2 was smitten with my gay compitition as well. I guess he walked by and gave him a nice little cutsie wave and smile or something. I believe there was a deer in headlights reaction, lol.
Moving on to guy 1. Oh guy 1. So i'm walking by sporting goods when I hear,
Guy 1: "Hey! What's your name?"
Me: "Scott"
Guy 1: "Well I'm -guy1's name-, it's good to meet you"
Me: "Good to meet you too"
HASTY RETREAT HASTY RETREAT
I should note that guy 1 is also a tall big fellow, you could say the complement to my slighter stature, but you wouldn't say that, because if you did, I'd be forced to destroy you.
At anyrate, every single time he walks in an area where I'm present, he'll look at me, oh that's right, he looks at me, and he smiles! Yup. He like, has this very pleased smile like he's enjoying himself thing going on, and he's always, "Hi, how are you? Have a nice night, how are YOU today, Hi there!".
Yess, so he's my special friend.
The interesting thing is, Holly is confoundedly never around when he is. And I can't jolly well say, Hi, oh and by the way my female XX chromosome girlfriend that I am sexually attracted to, yea, she isn't here right now, but she will be later, k, bye.
Like, i was talking about that the last time she was in. I was like, you now, you're never here at the right time, it'd really help things if you were here when guy 1 was. And she's all who's that? And i'm like, you know the nice boy from sporting goods i told you about ("We must find him a nice boy. Someone from a good family..." lol)
yea.. rainbowy adventures.
So, not to be insensitve here, but i was wondering.
Should i be jealous of the other cashier who had two gays gunning for him?
rofl lol rofl lol.
true story, funny story, true story.
Right. so games in short.
If I got a microphone would i be able to play long distance D and D? I keep coming up with characters, seriously i need help.
Also, have we established an official starcraft time or anything?
And how is neverwinter going?
...if only one of us were both organized and motivated..... YOU STOP THAT KIND OF TALK RIGHT NOW!!! WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT!
right well..
buh bye!
~Scott