too much updating but this is entertaining
so i got this from Win through an email. pretty funny enjoy it!
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and noticed a
distinct slow-down in overall system performance,
particularly in the Flower and Jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then
installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, MLB 3.0, NBA 4.0, NASCAR
4.2 and
Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
********************************************************************
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http//www.I-Thought-You-Loved-Me.com" and try
to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install
the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
background, that will eventually seize control
of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an
unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory, and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and noticed a
distinct slow-down in overall system performance,
particularly in the Flower and Jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then
installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, MLB 3.0, NBA 4.0, NASCAR
4.2 and
Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
********************************************************************
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http//www.I-Thought-You-Loved-Me.com" and try
to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install
the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
background, that will eventually seize control
of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an
unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory, and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support