Another Day, Another Meme
- Taken from aisuyoukai
This one looked kind of fun...Well, it's true that I do a lot of memes, I guess...Ever notice that when you do memes, they all end up a little bit similar...? You can only describe yourself in so many ways...So, here: Partly for my own amusement, and also partly to see if I can amuse Sis (*Evil laugh*), here's the meme done psycho style...
MOUTHOLOGY.*
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Pepper...Lots and lots of pepper...!
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Jack In The Box always makes my partner in crime (who shall be referred to as Brother) sick, so we usually go there...
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. No time...My food is always to go...
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. You want what...?!? *BANG!*
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Pepper...!
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. PEPPER...!!
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Pepper...!
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. I'm waiting for them to invent pepper-flavoured gum...
TECHNOLOGY.*
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. Well, seeing as how the Mafia doesn't really like it when you take them off the list...A lot...
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. Just added Falcone, I'll say that...
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. *Tries to hide rainbow wallpaper* Let us never speak of this again...
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Since Brother and I last had a 'shopping spree' at the mall, I've lost count...
BIOLOGY.*
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Ambidextrous, baby, and I got some mad skillz with double swords...! (Not...)
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Barring when the Mafia took my appendix and one of my kidneys...?
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Not only do I have five wicked senses, but I got a sixth one...! They call me Hammerhead on the field...
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Does it explain much if I say I have nothing but gold and silver teeth...?
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. That stupid fat guy whom I got a contract on a couple months ago and then had to drag out and dump in the bay off of San Fran...Never again...
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Several times, and the doctor said it caused some permanent damage somewhere, though I don't know where......The doctor said it caused some permanent damage somewhere, though I don't know where...
BULLOLOGY.*
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Not really...
Q. Is love for real?
A. *Shoots radio as it plays The Beatles' 'All You Need Is Love'*
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. The Mafia won't let me pick my own secret identities...Jerks...
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black, and preferably all ninja-y...
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Juicy-Juice cartons containing foregin matter = waking up on the side of a highway hours later...
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Yeah, no...
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Ha ha...Killed 'em...
DAREOLOGY.*
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Hehe...heh......Heh...
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Get money first, ask questions later...
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. So should I demand $200,000 from the Mafia for that...?
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. What's blogging...?
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Mr. Shotgun says...no...
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Not worth it...I kill for more than that...And it's pain-free...For me...
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Been there, done that...
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. NOOOOOO...!!
DUMBOLOGY.*
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Um...Communicator, cell, pistol, stunner, $1.68, suicide pills...
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Napoleon used Dynamite at Waterloo...?! You learn something new everyday...!
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Hardwood is so much easier to clean; the blood comes right up...
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Last time I had a run-in with a shower, I was bent over, and Brother had cold water running over me to sober me up...
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Maybe, but if you touch the T.V., I WILL KILL YOU...!
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Mine or victims'...?
Q: Where were you born?
A: THAT QUESTION VIOLATES MY SENSE OF SECURITY...! *BLAM!*
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Just this morning...Routine...
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Lex Luthor...
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8...?
A: Deathstroke the Terminator...Wait, who...? Crap...
LASTOLOGY.*
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Falcone...
Q: Last person you called?
A: Falcone...
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Falcone...And let's not ask why...
FAVORITOLOGY.*
Q: Number?
A: 7...
Q: Color?
A: Black...I am Batman...!
Q: Season?
A: Winter...The bodies tend not to smell as much during that time...
CURRENTOLOGY.*
Q: Missing someone?
A: I am...? *Checks To-Kill list*
Q: Mood?
A: I want to blow something up...
Q: Listening to?
A: Brother's screams since I put bleach in his shampoo...
Q: Watching?
A. Out the window, just in case the cops come back...
Q: Worrying about?
A: Deathstroke...
RANDOMOLOGY.*
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Dunkin' Donuts...Need coffee...
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Cross the Mexican border...
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Psycho...
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Only for the pictures the police take...Drives them nuts...
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Is that a trick question...?
Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A: Kill Brother...He's not shutting up...
This one looked kind of fun...Well, it's true that I do a lot of memes, I guess...Ever notice that when you do memes, they all end up a little bit similar...? You can only describe yourself in so many ways...So, here: Partly for my own amusement, and also partly to see if I can amuse Sis (*Evil laugh*), here's the meme done psycho style...
MOUTHOLOGY.*
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Pepper...Lots and lots of pepper...!
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Jack In The Box always makes my partner in crime (who shall be referred to as Brother) sick, so we usually go there...
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. No time...My food is always to go...
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. You want what...?!? *BANG!*
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Pepper...!
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. PEPPER...!!
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Pepper...!
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. I'm waiting for them to invent pepper-flavoured gum...
TECHNOLOGY.*
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. Well, seeing as how the Mafia doesn't really like it when you take them off the list...A lot...
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. Just added Falcone, I'll say that...
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. *Tries to hide rainbow wallpaper* Let us never speak of this again...
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Since Brother and I last had a 'shopping spree' at the mall, I've lost count...
BIOLOGY.*
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Ambidextrous, baby, and I got some mad skillz with double swords...! (Not...)
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Barring when the Mafia took my appendix and one of my kidneys...?
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Not only do I have five wicked senses, but I got a sixth one...! They call me Hammerhead on the field...
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Does it explain much if I say I have nothing but gold and silver teeth...?
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. That stupid fat guy whom I got a contract on a couple months ago and then had to drag out and dump in the bay off of San Fran...Never again...
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Several times, and the doctor said it caused some permanent damage somewhere, though I don't know where......The doctor said it caused some permanent damage somewhere, though I don't know where...
BULLOLOGY.*
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Not really...
Q. Is love for real?
A. *Shoots radio as it plays The Beatles' 'All You Need Is Love'*
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. The Mafia won't let me pick my own secret identities...Jerks...
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black, and preferably all ninja-y...
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Juicy-Juice cartons containing foregin matter = waking up on the side of a highway hours later...
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Yeah, no...
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Ha ha...Killed 'em...
DAREOLOGY.*
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Hehe...heh......Heh...
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Get money first, ask questions later...
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. So should I demand $200,000 from the Mafia for that...?
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. What's blogging...?
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Mr. Shotgun says...no...
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Not worth it...I kill for more than that...And it's pain-free...For me...
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Been there, done that...
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. NOOOOOO...!!
DUMBOLOGY.*
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Um...Communicator, cell, pistol, stunner, $1.68, suicide pills...
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Napoleon used Dynamite at Waterloo...?! You learn something new everyday...!
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Hardwood is so much easier to clean; the blood comes right up...
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Last time I had a run-in with a shower, I was bent over, and Brother had cold water running over me to sober me up...
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Maybe, but if you touch the T.V., I WILL KILL YOU...!
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Mine or victims'...?
Q: Where were you born?
A: THAT QUESTION VIOLATES MY SENSE OF SECURITY...! *BLAM!*
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Just this morning...Routine...
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Lex Luthor...
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8...?
A: Deathstroke the Terminator...Wait, who...? Crap...
LASTOLOGY.*
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Falcone...
Q: Last person you called?
A: Falcone...
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Falcone...And let's not ask why...
FAVORITOLOGY.*
Q: Number?
A: 7...
Q: Color?
A: Black...I am Batman...!
Q: Season?
A: Winter...The bodies tend not to smell as much during that time...
CURRENTOLOGY.*
Q: Missing someone?
A: I am...? *Checks To-Kill list*
Q: Mood?
A: I want to blow something up...
Q: Listening to?
A: Brother's screams since I put bleach in his shampoo...
Q: Watching?
A. Out the window, just in case the cops come back...
Q: Worrying about?
A: Deathstroke...
RANDOMOLOGY.*
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Dunkin' Donuts...Need coffee...
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Cross the Mexican border...
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Psycho...
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Only for the pictures the police take...Drives them nuts...
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Is that a trick question...?
Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A: Kill Brother...He's not shutting up...