Lifted from the news reporter.
A tuna walks into a sushi restaurant, says to the chef, "Hey, you killed my father." Chef says to the tuna, "That's my business, fish." Tuna thinks about it, says, "Then I challenge you to a game of chess. If I win, you stop being a chef forever."
"And if I win?" asks the chef. "You can feed me to your customers", Tuna replies. So, the chef and tuna play chess. Tunas love to play chess, so in a few moves the chef was checkmated. "Well, looks like I win", says the tuna. Chef nods and plunges his knife into the fish's belly.
"But I won", says the tuna as he feels the knife wiggling into his guts. "So did your father", says the chef.
"And if I win?" asks the chef. "You can feed me to your customers", Tuna replies. So, the chef and tuna play chess. Tunas love to play chess, so in a few moves the chef was checkmated. "Well, looks like I win", says the tuna. Chef nods and plunges his knife into the fish's belly.
"But I won", says the tuna as he feels the knife wiggling into his guts. "So did your father", says the chef.