Lifted from Ms. Sykes. Karma style, bitches.
"...I love animals. Animals are great, man.
I don't understand how people can be mean to animals... like did you hear about the story about this guy; he-he caught a mouse in his home, but instead of just letting the mouse outside, he threw it in a pile of burnin' leaves.
Yeah! but here comes some Karma for yo' ass.
The mouse runs out of the pile of burnin' leaves, on fire, BACK INTO HIS HOUSE.
Burned his shitte down to the ground. Oh that was beautiful.
And not only is he an asshole, he's a stupid asshole, cuz, he's on the news talkin' about it. There is no way in the world you woulda got that story outta me! I would have made up anything; I don't care. I'd be like:
"Wanda, what happened?"
"uh...... I was freebasin'!"
"freebasin'? what... Wanda, people don't freebase anymore"
"...and this is why." "
I don't understand how people can be mean to animals... like did you hear about the story about this guy; he-he caught a mouse in his home, but instead of just letting the mouse outside, he threw it in a pile of burnin' leaves.
Yeah! but here comes some Karma for yo' ass.
The mouse runs out of the pile of burnin' leaves, on fire, BACK INTO HIS HOUSE.
Burned his shitte down to the ground. Oh that was beautiful.
And not only is he an asshole, he's a stupid asshole, cuz, he's on the news talkin' about it. There is no way in the world you woulda got that story outta me! I would have made up anything; I don't care. I'd be like:
"Wanda, what happened?"
"uh...... I was freebasin'!"
"freebasin'? what... Wanda, people don't freebase anymore"
"...and this is why." "