BORDERS. GUESS WHAT.
Dear Borders, Ron Marshall, Mike Edwards, Mr. Ackman...
FUCK YOU.
Seriously. Fuck you.
Ron Marshall, you were the clown of them all. You fucking stuck it out? For how many months? And you gave yourself a fat fucking check for doing nothing for the company. I worked for the company longer than you and I wont even receive severance, benefits, or my vacation. I got a free drink today. I didn't pay a cent for it. All because you gave yourself a BONUS right before LEAVING. PLEASE if I see one of your training videos again on your GREAT program, I think I might puke my insides up until I've turned inside out. It's how sick I was at work today, thinking of your washed up, wrinkle coated face. Luckily, you'll die soon.
Mr. Ackman, to me, it's HILLARIOUS that your once 233 MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENT is now only worth 2.4 Million. I probably wont even make that in my life time, BUT FOR YOU, damn that's huge. I guess I should thank you for that loan that gave me a job at the worst fucking company ever for another year of my wasted God- Damned life.
Mike Edwards, both you and Ron Marshall working at Linens and Things... Damn, I knew you couldn't save this company. I MEAN CMON. It was bleeding money ever since we failed as expanding internationally. Bankruptsy just follows you, doesn't it? You're like a grim reaper of RETAIL.
AND WHO THE FUCKS IDEA WAS IS THAT THE INTERNET WAS JUST A PHASE? WAS THAT CORPORATE? Can we really blaim just one idiot?
Let's be real...
Handing over your loyal guests to a company such as amazon was SO EASY when all someone had to do at one time was type in Borders.com and they would get AMAZON.com
All those years of just free advertisement for them.
Btw, Borders.com is so damn shitty now. Barnes and Nobles had got a head start on that too.
I loved seeing your DVD's priced OVER the retail value.
I loved telling people that inquired about our depleting music section that maybe one day apple would pair with us and we could sell information media rather than CD's.
The best was when you realized that the nook and the Kindle were going to be a phenominon and then you instantly paired with a company no one had heard of.. KOBO? REALLY? We always pick the God- damn worst companies to pair with. Seeing paperchase goods going to a dollar every week should have been your first fucking clue.
God Damn. You're idiots. Borders, YOU WILL CLOSE. Hear this, you've only closed 200 stores whose leases are coming up, but I promise you, the next wave will come and come again. The liquidators will be your General Manager's Bosses, and you will finally end your chapter with a number 7.
Bitches.
FUCK YOU.
Seriously. Fuck you.
Ron Marshall, you were the clown of them all. You fucking stuck it out? For how many months? And you gave yourself a fat fucking check for doing nothing for the company. I worked for the company longer than you and I wont even receive severance, benefits, or my vacation. I got a free drink today. I didn't pay a cent for it. All because you gave yourself a BONUS right before LEAVING. PLEASE if I see one of your training videos again on your GREAT program, I think I might puke my insides up until I've turned inside out. It's how sick I was at work today, thinking of your washed up, wrinkle coated face. Luckily, you'll die soon.
Mr. Ackman, to me, it's HILLARIOUS that your once 233 MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENT is now only worth 2.4 Million. I probably wont even make that in my life time, BUT FOR YOU, damn that's huge. I guess I should thank you for that loan that gave me a job at the worst fucking company ever for another year of my wasted God- Damned life.
Mike Edwards, both you and Ron Marshall working at Linens and Things... Damn, I knew you couldn't save this company. I MEAN CMON. It was bleeding money ever since we failed as expanding internationally. Bankruptsy just follows you, doesn't it? You're like a grim reaper of RETAIL.
AND WHO THE FUCKS IDEA WAS IS THAT THE INTERNET WAS JUST A PHASE? WAS THAT CORPORATE? Can we really blaim just one idiot?
Let's be real...
Handing over your loyal guests to a company such as amazon was SO EASY when all someone had to do at one time was type in Borders.com and they would get AMAZON.com
All those years of just free advertisement for them.
Btw, Borders.com is so damn shitty now. Barnes and Nobles had got a head start on that too.
I loved seeing your DVD's priced OVER the retail value.
I loved telling people that inquired about our depleting music section that maybe one day apple would pair with us and we could sell information media rather than CD's.
The best was when you realized that the nook and the Kindle were going to be a phenominon and then you instantly paired with a company no one had heard of.. KOBO? REALLY? We always pick the God- damn worst companies to pair with. Seeing paperchase goods going to a dollar every week should have been your first fucking clue.
God Damn. You're idiots. Borders, YOU WILL CLOSE. Hear this, you've only closed 200 stores whose leases are coming up, but I promise you, the next wave will come and come again. The liquidators will be your General Manager's Bosses, and you will finally end your chapter with a number 7.
Bitches.