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Oh easy, easy. Watch your cruelty

Apr 02, 2011 00:42

Characters: Eames, Arthur
Location: Arthur's place
Time: At a time during a day a ways back
Content: Eames is an annoying butt. Also teaching Warren's bird things no bird should say.
Warnings: WHO KNOWS
Format: Sexy format

( I felt it faintly from the start )

eames, arthur

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specifiercity April 1 2011, 23:45:04 UTC

[So Arthur stole Darby.]

[No he borrowed him. He's got him on a little perch on his coffee table, giggling to himself as Darby repeats a crude phrase back at him.]

[And then there is a knock on the door.]

[To Darby:] Okay, okay, ssh.

[To the door:] It's open!

faceforgery April 1 2011, 23:50:23 UTC

[OPENS THE DOOR that's bad security Arthur :'|]

[Slips in and is pretty much immediately distracted as soon as he sees the bird]

Interesting choice of friends you have.

specifiercity April 1 2011, 23:53:12 UTC

[Darby squawks and says:] Yes Warren right there.

[Arthur bursts into laughter.]

faceforgery April 1 2011, 23:57:38 UTC

[OH WOW there is really no way to react to that other than to crack up laughing]

specifiercity April 2 2011, 00:02:04 UTC

[Also Arthur has a beer in his hand.]

It's Warren's bird.

[He rubs Darby's head with his knuckle.]

faceforgery April 2 2011, 00:08:54 UTC

Ah, I see.

[he does not see]

specifiercity April 2 2011, 00:13:23 UTC

[Darby bobs his head a bit, squawks again and says:] Mm Warren you're so big.

[Arthur laughs but he stops himself.]

Darby, shh.

[He looks up at Eames.] I've been... teaching him a few things. For when Warren has company.

faceforgery April 2 2011, 00:19:37 UTC

And here I thought you had no sense of humour.

specifiercity April 2 2011, 00:20:47 UTC

[He feeds Darby a cracker, deciding to ignore that statement.]

Why are you here?

faceforgery April 2 2011, 00:29:47 UTC

I was planning to ask if you had a spare ethernet lead, but think this is a far better use of my time.

specifiercity April 2 2011, 00:31:42 UTC

[Takes a sip of beer and then nods at Darby.]

Any ideas?

faceforgery April 2 2011, 00:38:14 UTC

[purses his lips thoughtfully] What else does it know?

specifiercity April 2 2011, 00:43:16 UTC

Uh, those two. Some general noises... "I want you right now," "Let's get down to business," and... that's it.

faceforgery April 2 2011, 00:49:04 UTC

"Let's get down to business."

[What.]

Does your sex life often sound like a trailer for an action movie?

specifiercity April 2 2011, 00:52:38 UTC

It's a joke. [Idiot.]

[ALSO YOU KNOW WHAT I GENERALLY SAY DURING SEXY MOMENTS.]

I'm going for cheesy.

faceforgery April 2 2011, 01:12:30 UTC

[but. "LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS" never getting over this ever]

[taps his lips] Cheesy, mm? Well there's always classics like [rattles off a couple of the most hilariously ridiculous bits of dirty talk he can think of]

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