what even

[cnstructionzone]

Characters: Hajime, Lily, and whoever wants to laugh/gawk/help/whatever 
Location: Rec room
Time: Sometime after this ridiculousness
Content: WHERE THE HELL IS THE JANITOR >:O
Format: Uhhh whichever
Warnings: Food. Food everywhere. /cries moar

Comments

Hajime... you're a dead man once Sanji finds out...

[roll_into_stars]

[Is that a ball of chips and salsa over there?! Why is it moving towards the vegetable bits?! Did the food become sentient?! It's picking up the carrots!]

[5 cm Prince thinks this is okay! This is not the prom. So, rolling is okay here! He's going to start making the Cooking Channel Satellite before he goes to bed. =D]

dlfjldk SHHH DON'T TELL HIM

[inspirethefire]

[What]

[Hajime has to look for a second before he catches sight of the tiny little fire pushing around a blob of food. He leans over, intrigued and kinda baffled.]

Ah. There are food imps now. I shouldn't be surprised.

i'm guessing Lily'd be off the hook...

[cnstructionzone]

[...]

Try stepping on it!

Probably |D

[roll_into_stars]

Oh! Hello! [Cranes his head up to look at the big people. Humans are very tall!]

... Is this part of Prom? I was told I couldn't roll up the food there.

Cheatin' females 8|

[inspirethefire]

[Ah, he can talk.] Ah, you can talk. [So many questions come to mind. He just shrugs at Lily.] I don't think this counted as Prom, does it?

DEAL WITH IT B)

[cnstructionzone]

Hardly.

So... you're like, a dung beetle? [prods the Katamari with her toe]

And Hajime was throwing things at a girl too... Are Ouendan fireproof?

[roll_into_stars]

Then I am allowed to roll things up here. [he steadies the Katamari after the very yellow girl nudges it]

My apologies. I'm Prince Cosmos. Mama enrolled me into the human elementary school! And Papa wants me to roll Katamari to remake the satellites!

In... certain aspects... 8( oh god he's gonna die

[inspirethefire]

Katamari...? [Is that some kind of bizarre sushi he hasn't heard of?] Your father must have interesting taste if he wants you to roll up these kinds of things.

GET THE BUCKET BRIGADE READY

[cnstructionzone]

You're kinda small for an elementary school kid. [fff she sorta wants to step on the Katamari just to see what would happen]

/gets the first aid kit

[roll_into_stars]

[It is covered in food. You might not want to step on it.]

Cooking Channels are made up of delicious super fab food! So a satellite has to be made the same way to replace the one Papa broke.

And I am very tiny... [he looks down for a bit]

His only regret is giving Mod the satisfaction of dying

[inspirethefire]

[Hajime eyes the stains on his shirt] Delicious and super fab, hmm.

[Ahh Lily you hurt his feelings] It's quite impressive for you to take on replacing what your father broke.

xD

[cnstructionzone]

This stuff actually tastes like crap, so I dunno about it being fab or whatever. [believe her, SHE TASTED IT D:]

Wait... did you say he broke a satellite?

|D

[roll_into_stars]

[And just like that, he recovers from the tiny comment]

Papa can't be bothered to fix them. It's too much work to do! So he sent me. To roll up all the stuff on Earth to rebuild satellites.

Did your programs go out earlier? That was Papa! The King of All Cosmos!

[He loves his dad. =D]

[inspirethefire]

[Ah. ALIENS.]

A bit of a careless king, isn't he.

[cnstructionzone]

[EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW sort of]

Wait, so if your dad is the King of All Cosmos, why're you so tiny? [of all the questions she could've asked...]

[roll_into_stars]

Papa was being very naughty that day.

[Prince makes a face at Yellow Girl's comment, and then grows to his child sized size, right under her nose.]

I am trying very hard to grow big!