what even

[cnstructionzone]

Characters: Hajime, Lily, and whoever wants to laugh/gawk/help/whatever 
Location: Rec room
Time: Sometime after this ridiculousness
Content: WHERE THE HELL IS THE JANITOR >:O
Format: Uhhh whichever
Warnings: Food. Food everywhere. /cries moar

Comments

[inspirethefire]

[Hajime as well is a mess of cake, cheese, vegetables and lots of soda. It's an odd look for him.]

[Eyes the mop, rolls his eyes and takes it.] Right, thanks.

[Stares at the mess a moment longer, before just kind of... pushing his mop at the globs of food. It doesn't work great on a carpeted floor 8|;;]

[cnstructionzone]

I think you're doing it wrong. [kicks bagels and hotdogs towards a corner. WHO NEEDS A MOP]

[inspirethefire]

Well kicking it under the couch certainly won't get it done. [Picks up a soggy cupcake]

[cnstructionzone]

... Dare you to eat that. [wipes away some ketchup that trickled into her eyes]

[inspirethefire]

I think I've had enough bizarre food crammed into my face for the night, thanks.

[cnstructionzone]

Come on, I'm sure it tastes fine. [tries to kick more mush out of the way, only to get it stuck all over her foot. ew]

[inspirethefire]

[Drops it into a can and tries to shake the frosting mush off his hand.] I've never been a fan of sweets in the first place, getting saturated in soda won't help. You can give it a shot, if you're so eager.

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[cnstructionzone]

Ha! Suit yourself! [shoves a mouthful of whatsitorsomething in her mouth--

[cnstructionzone]

-- FUCK THAT TASTES BAD]

[inspirethefire]

And what did we learn today?

[cnstructionzone]

Sh-shuddup! [spits and wipes her tongue off bleeegh]