Characters: Alfred, open
Location: around the school
Time: morning/afternoon
Content: Alfred finally catches the hallucination bug.
Format: action
Warnings: ridiculousness
I still don't think you're real.
[The Cheshire cat smiled as patiently as it had since he woke up, which only frustrated Alfred further.] That is hardly surprising. Skepticism is common in Alices.
And my name's not Alice.
Alice is a state of mind.
I'm not even a girl.
That matters less than your name.
[Alfred growled and shoved the white rabbit out of the way as he stalked down the hall. Stupid cat, it could at least send more than its smile to bounce along after him.]