GET - General Everyday Things

[xi_mods]

Characters: Everyone
Location: Kitchen
Time: Morning. Afternoon. Evening. You decide.
Content: Open party post
Format: Everything goes
Warnings: [...]

[Suddenly there are muffins. So many muffins.

They are located on the island inside the kitchen.

Eat them.]

Comments

[aviangirl]

[...ignores muffins]

[Goes about making chocolate chip cookies instead]

[this is the only thing she can cook ever guys sob]

[blowinguup]

[is STUFFING HIS FACE WITH MUFFINS and somehow managing to pester Max about the cookies at the same time]

How soon will they be ready?

[aviangirl]

When they're ready. [eating leftover cookie dough] Besides, you've ate half those muffins already.

[blowinguup]

I'm a growing boy.

[opens the oven and sticks his face in]

[aviangirl]

[AAA WHAT EVEN IGGY--YOINK] Trying to burn your face off? That's oven is on idiot. Just eat your muffins and be patient.

[puts bowl of cookie dough in his hands]

[blowinguup]

I'm being careful!

[starts eating the cookie dough with his bare hands]

Mmmsh ish good!

[aviangirl]

Being careful. Right. [rolls eyes and sighs]

There's a spoon. You don't have to eat like it's going to run away.

[blowinguup]

I like using my fingers. It feels more natural.

[he is disgusting oh my god]

[aviangirl]

...I am not eating any of that cookie dough anymore. [groans] What is wrong with you, spoons are perfectly acceptable. They were invented for a reason.

[blowinguup]

Are you afraid of my germs? Don't wanna get cooties? [sticks his tongue out]

[aviangirl]

[pokes him on the forehead] It puts me off my food. Must you be so disgusting?

[blowinguup]

[pretends to think about it for a minute] Yup! It's the way god made me. [not that Iggy believes in god]

[aviangirl]

Oh did he now? Well I made these cookies to be delicious and the cookie dough to be eaten with a spoon.

[letunityblossom]

[meidosninjas in to steal something from the fridge and then meidosninjas out--what he took being approximately three times the food any normal person would consume in one go]

[also balancing twice the schoolbooks any one person should have]

[and two backpacks]

[with a pencil in his teeth]

[don't mind his temporary intrusion]

[blowinguup]

And I choose not to listen to your reasonable voice.

[Iggy knows who breathes like that]

Toris, where are you going?

[aviangirl]

I may choose to withhold cookies--oh, you're Toris?

[blinkblink] ...You're going to drop something like that.