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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. [OPEN]

Jul 29, 2010 12:23

Characters: Gonzo and OPENNNN!
Location: Outside sat in a tree BECAUSE THAT'S NORMAL IN FEBRUARY OKAY.
Time: Mid-morning-ish, after the dance(what do you mean he should be worried that people went missing like he has logical awareness of his surroundings).
Content: Gonzo is writing an epic script of sorts but keeps getting distracted from his lack of ( Read more... )

rhys kilroy, tony tony chopper, gonzo

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[I'm gonna go with action cuz I havent' used that in a while!] rumbleball_z August 11 2010, 04:01:13 UTC

[A windy day such as this was one that always appealed to Chopper, and so he stepped out, a scarf about his neck and in the shape of a traditional reindeer, for a walk about the school grounds.]

[good bye me 8D] hose_nose August 11 2010, 07:45:56 UTC

[Finishing one of the BEST AND MOST AMAZING PAGES EVER with an expression of great accomplishment, Gonzo made a haloo of success at having managed to pen his genius at last- before it got swept away by the elements, the wind carrying it away from his furry fingers.]

HEY! STOP THAT PLAY!

rumbleball_z August 13 2010, 05:43:54 UTC

[Feeling a strong wind whip past him, Chopper stopped as he saw a lone page of paper flying by, and the cry of someone that must have needed it. Always the type to help out when needed, Chopper begins to gallop to try and catch the paper. Flying about as if it were alive.]

[With a leap, the reindeer is airborne, and suddenly shifts into his smaller, toddler sized shape so he can catch it and hold it firmly in his two hooves. He misses the first two times, but the third time he's able to catch it and hangs tightly on to it.]

[Having caught the escaping page, he scampers back to where he ad heard the person calling out, but can't seem to find anyone.]

I got yer page! Where are you?

hose_nose August 13 2010, 15:39:04 UTC

[Watching the leaping... something, jump gracefully about after the piece of paper, Gonzo had to catch his jaw before it fell the to the ground. Seeing Chopper successfully grabbing the sheet he gave a joyful yell at the creature's success, quickly clambering down the tree to go and retrieve his art and thank his benefactor.]

Here I am! Woah, that sure was cool mister- [He emerged, scuttling out from behind the undergrowth in his dapper spats and horrendously checkered sweater-vest.] Thanks! [He took the paper back off Chopper lovingly.] How did you do that?!

rumbleball_z August 16 2010, 06:42:01 UTC

[Looking about for whoever the owner was, Chopper is rather startled when he turns around to see... well... he doesn't know WHAT this person is really. Interesting fashion statement though... Wish he wouldn't stand so close too.]

Do wh-? Oh! I do that with a medicine I have! I made it myself too!

hose_nose August 17 2010, 14:53:15 UTC

[Gonzo could have likewise stipulated that Chopper wasn't quite like anything he'd seen before, but this was of little consequence, and actually quite handy, as they were almost the same height. In fact this was one of the rare occasions that Gonzo had met someone shorter than he was.]

Medicine? Whoa, that's some medicine, are you a doctor then?

rumbleball_z August 21 2010, 06:18:46 UTC

[He nodded, a bit of his bashful nature showing through,]

Y-yeah.... What were you writing?

hose_nose August 22 2010, 13:32:48 UTC

Awesome! I've always wanted to met a real doctor! [The fact that he would have met quite a lot of them if the FBI had caught him seemed to pass him by at this moment.]

Hm? Oh! It's my masterpiece! A work of epic proportions! Adventure! Romance! Bananas!

[He gestured dramatically for each of these, widening his eyes alarmingly at Chopper at he rounded off;] It's gonna be a smash I tell ya! I'm gonna knock broadway on its ear with this beauty When it's finished!

rumbleball_z August 23 2010, 02:49:50 UTC

[A smile creeps up into the face of the little reindeer, as his humility rather becomes him. But listening seems to eventually lead him to some confusion.]

... Bananas?

[Now with this person's eyes wide and a crazy look to it, Chopper is very much not sure at all what to think of this guy.]

hose_nose August 25 2010, 12:47:06 UTC

[Wow, this little guy was kinda cute, perhaps he could write a part for him- like, a mascot, or a pet, only a really smart one.]

Well sure! How else do you think I'd be able to get the giant gorilla to face off with the ten-foot gerbil? [He crossed his arms, as this was obviously an entirely sensible thing.]

I guess you haven't written a play before... Oh! I'm Gonzo, by the way; Gonzo the Great! Entertainer extraordinaire! [He proffered a hand to shake as a celebrity might to one of the lesser populace.]

rumbleball_z August 27 2010, 05:11:06 UTC

[His eyes go wide as he tries to comprehend the visual this individual has just created in Chopper's mind, needless to say, the little fellow is interested now.]

Yer gonna have GIANT animals in it?! THAT SOUNDS COOL! Where are you gonna get them?

[The grand gesture as he introduced himself makes Chopper take a step back, but when Gonzo offers a hand to shake, Chopper is clearly happy to do so. He smiles as he takes Gonzo's hand in his hoof.]

hose_nose August 28 2010, 16:28:30 UTC

[Well of course he's interested; everything that Gonzo does is interesting, how else is he supposed to be the world's greatest entertainer?!]

I know right?! Hmm... [Having not actually though about this technicality before he takes a moment to ponder it.] Well, I guess they have a lot of fancy CG stuff these days, but I dunno, it's never good as the real thing, or puppets even, those things are awesome!

[Looks at the little guy with a moment of BRILLIANCE, as he point dramatically.] YOU! You turned into that big thing before, right?! You can play the gorilla! You'd be perfect!

rumbleball_z September 1 2010, 02:42:56 UTC

[He nods, he never really saw many movies before, and isn't very sure what this CG stuff is, but he does agree that puppets are awesome! They were almost never scary either!]

[He then balks at Gonzo's casting choice, wondering what in the world this... whatever... must be planning!]

W-What? ME? [His tone sound more confused, than anything else, but he remains polite.] B-But I couldn't be a gorilla, I'm a reindeer!

hose_nose September 2 2010, 15:07:36 UTC

[Gonzo doesn't really get all that CG wotnot either, best to stick to the classic, says he.]

Ah! But that's the beauty of acting! [The blue furry whatever spread his hand across in front of the horizon whilst hugging Chopper with the other.]

The art of pretense! Imagination! Why, you can be anything/i> if you're an actor! I happen to be one of the world's finest bread impersonators myself! [He waves this claim to fame aside with a modest expression.] Picking up how to be a gorilla would be a cinch for a swell guy like you!

rumbleball_z September 8 2010, 05:27:26 UTC

[He listens on, not sure what to think, then - OK WOW, VERY CLOSE. Chopper can't help but suddenly feel very nervous around Gonzo at the moment.]

[But boy, his words are ringing in his head a little bit. Easily influenced, is this little guy, and Gonzo's sweet talking is making him think about stuff differently.]

Y-You think I'm swell?

[He then realizes one of the things he thinks he heard.]

... bread impersonators?

oh god html fail back there OTL hose_nose September 13 2010, 21:24:38 UTC

Sure y'are! You're a peach, a humdinger, a star born not made!

[He shrug and waves modestly at the affirmation;] Well, you know, on the side. I do a particularly fine pumpernickel, you know.

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