Phantom Lord Abduction Part 1

[jigglingkeys]

Characters: The mansion inhabitants and some uninvited guests
Location: Xavier’s School for the Gifted, All over the school
Time: 2 AM
Content: Attack on the mansion! A band of strange men in armor and packing heat have descended upon Xavier’s in the middle of the night and
Format: Third or First person. Don't mind either way.
Warnings: Action,

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Scenario 5 - Who Let the Bears Out? (Four characters)

[mooksrus]

It seems this mercenary attack has disturbed Xavier’s local bear populations, and several very large and aggressive bears have, in violation of hibernation patterns and any actual science of bear behavior, decided to investigate what’s going on. Unfortunately they’re doing so rather close to the dorms and someone better drive them off before anyone gets hurt.

They also seem more aggressive than usual, as if someone were controlling them, or perhaps they just smell the blood of their fallen kin.

[leastmutated]

[oh. these are bears]

[welp. time to punch some bears]

Shit. Okay, let's get these bears off the grounds, guys.

[bad_touch]

[sneaks around to touch a bear and knock it out]

Don't need to tell me twice.

[slaps a large brown paw over her large brown muzzle]

That sound like growlin' to any of y'all?

[mala_suerte]

[ has a bear in a headlock. ]

Since when were there bears in New York?

[ AVOIDING THE CLAWS. mostly. ]

An' what the hell is goin' on out there?

[grindpantera]

[Grimmjow is clawing the fuck out of some the bears]

[leastmutated]

...Rogue? you okay?

[continues to PUNCH BEARS, doing her best to get to the bears before they get to Ikkaku and Grimmjow]

[bad_touch]

[tackling and clawing and generally bearing at the bears]

I'm fine!

[bites a bear ewww]

[mala_suerte]

[ sorta getting distracted watching the teachers and grimmjow take down bears-- (pfft, being underestimated by teachers)

and then moves off to the side where he can fight em on his own. bear in sleeper hold is go! ]

[grindpantera]

[Cuts off a bears head with his arm blade. Having way too much fun with this]

[leastmutated]

[winces at the bearkilling]

Guys, guys! Please try not to kill them. Every living creature has a right to-- [is cut off by a bear knocking her over with its paw]

[punches it so hard it flies up into the air]

...Right. Just don't do anything stupid.

[bad_touch]

[spits out a mouthful of fur]

[oh yeah noble creatures and shit and she can kind of talk to them! sits up on top of her bear]

Listen up, bears! We don't wanna have to hurt y'all but if you're gonna keep on attackin' the Institute--that's that big building over there--then we're gonna have to cut off a lot more of y'all's heads and shit. So go back to sleep, okay?

[her little speech has no effect. to Leela:]

I think something's agitatin' them!

[mala_suerte]

[ just sort of... keeping count while he knocks them out since they're too cool to kill.

ALSO HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN WRESTLING BEARS, they should do this more often ]

[grindpantera]

Tch. Quit being stupid, Teach. They ain't going to listen. They are fucking bears.

[leastmutated]

[to Rogue]

Do you think they're being controlled?

[glares at the students]

You two should really get back inside. We're responsible for your safety, you know.

[LIKE THAT WILL WORK]

[punches some more bears]

[bad_touch]

I dunno! I--whoa!

[the bear Rogue is sort-of riding bucks up onto its hind legs and she slides off, only to give it a kick in the seat of its bear trousers. she angles her foot just so, so that she may punt the bear up and over her head. she does have the proportional strength of bear]

[mala_suerte]

An' miss out on all the fun?

[ punches a bear's head into the ground ]

Think I'll pass.

[ CRACKS KNUCKLES before tackling another one ]