LUNCH AND TRIVIA [open]

Apr 13, 2010 00:09

Characters: ANYONE IN THE MESS HALL EATING LUNCH
Location: MESS HALL IN THE BROSUB
Time: lunchtime
Content: chewing! swallowing! digesting! maybe some socializing! also there may be a few surprises in your food, whether or not you're eating what Mama prepared. feel free to not interact with matthew and do your own thing at lunchtime, it doesn't ( Read more... )

matthew, sybil vane, !!brotherhood

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switchingonyou April 13 2010, 05:24:25 UTC
[pokes at the... "meal" Mama dolloped onto her tray]

[oh god this looks and smells like whale sick]

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mutantbeandogs April 13 2010, 05:27:29 UTC
[a little pale brown thing seems to be wiggling somewhere in it, and then pops out with a little "fwahh" sound and ohshit that thing has a face. It blinks and smiles at Tai vacantly.]

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switchingonyou April 13 2010, 05:28:54 UTC
[SCREAMS and jumps back out of her seat]

OH MY GOD!

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mutantbeandogs April 13 2010, 05:31:04 UTC
[the little thing that appears to be some bizarre cross between a puppy and a cashew nut merely smiles back at Tai, and then it TALKS. in really stilted Engrish.]

Herro!

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switchingonyou April 13 2010, 05:33:25 UTC
MY FOOD IS TALKING! GUYS, MY FOOD IS TALKING!

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fuckpicasa April 13 2010, 05:35:19 UTC
[flickers over from where he was sitting, because clearly, this is way more interesting than the tray he'd been idly poking at]

What, really? [peers over her shoulder as if he has virtually no concept of personal space 8)]

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switchingonyou April 13 2010, 05:44:26 UTC
[Tai has no concept of personal space either, don't worry]

I swear that bean... nut? Bean? Whatever. It talked.

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fuckpicasa April 13 2010, 05:45:39 UTC
[cocks an eyebrow] Did it now? Well, that's interesting. The wonders of Mama's kitchen. [pause] I'm pretty sure it's a nut.

Hey, I wonder if you can get it to talk again? Poke it!

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switchingonyou April 13 2010, 05:51:25 UTC
What, really?

[doesn't want Matthew to think she's a weenie though, so she slowly extends her index finger about a foot to poke it quickly, then snap her finger back to its usual shape]

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mutantbeandogs April 13 2010, 05:55:54 UTC
[rather than biting or anything, the little cashew thing sort of wiggles and lets out a little giggling sound]

Do you know? The country that spends the most money on ketchup is Sweden.

[beams up at Tai and Matthew]

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switchingonyou April 13 2010, 06:00:21 UTC
[/SOB]

Am I hallucinating? I didn't even eat any!

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fuckpicasa April 25 2010, 01:57:52 UTC
[eyebrows go WAY UP]

Uh...nope. Unless I'm contact high. Because I just heard it talk, too.

[looks amused, though]

That's interesting. I wonder if it's Mama's?

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