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[idiotvocals]

Characters: Kaito and Meiko
Location: Kaito's offices
Time: idek sometime after his class
Content: In where Kaito is bothered by the spanish inquisition Meiko
Format: Whatever you want Will, but action will prolly be faster

Comments

[maidenofred]

[Except in Meiko's mind he was always the perfect target for attack, so that last part doesn't count.]

[Someone somewhere must hate Kaito though, since Meiko's office wasn't far away at all. Okay really it was just because they taught in the same section or something but the other sounds more dramatic okay?]

[Unfortunately for Kaito, Meiko would choose the moment a rather unfortunate ad was on his screen to come bother him.]

What the!? You... you hentai! Stupid!

[Have some pain, Kaito. Of course her reaction was to lash out.]

[idiotvocals]

[gdit world, what the hell did he do to deserve this? ....Actually a whole lot, but we'll disregard that for now.]

[ajkladsjkhkasd hello there sparks behind his eyes while he chokes on his banana ice cream]

Wh-wha?! I didn't do anything! [aaaa why didn't his Meiko alarms go off?]

[maidenofred]

The hell you didn't! 2kun on a school computer? What's wrong with you? Couldn't wait to perv until after hours?

[Glare glare, have another smack for good measure because there's still that pervy add on the screen and it's annoying her. What's so great about that kid's boobs anyway she wants to know.]

[idiotvocals]

But I was bored! [It's the perfect reason ever]

[He grins sheepishly and minimizes the windows - only to reveal he had GoG up and running. oops]

[maidenofred]

What if I'd been a student? Stupid perv!

[Doesn't mind the GoG it doesn't have naked boobs on it. She was objecting to the pr0n. Gosh why so dense Kaito?]

[idiotvocals]

Eeeh. They understand.

[This is Kaito we're talking about here. His priorities are rather screwed up.]

[maidenofred]

You can't just go looking at porn when there are teens around! The hell's wrong with you? Are you trying to get fired now?

[Scowls, some hand waving, general stomping around. Why are you being more brain damaged than normal? Has she hit you too much? Maybe it's not enough. This bears some thinking.]

[idiotvocals]

But no one was around. And I usually hear them before they enter anyway

[will just. slide down in his chair while she does so. twiddling his thumbs while she goes on. Kaito's totally not spinning slightly in his wheel-y chair. What are you talking about]

[maidenofred]

[Fist of fury connecting with your skull in 3, 2, and 1. She hopes you fall out of your stupid wheel-y chair, Kaito!]

What the hells wrong with you?!

[idiotvocals]

[.....Ow. The face connecting with the floor sort've hurt. Don't mind if he just sort've stays like this for a minute while he pouts for a bit]

I dunno.

[maidenofred]

[No good stay on the floor! Means she can step on you, you jerk! Stomp, Stomp, Stomp.]

[Wordless noises of wrath here. You've really managed to piss her off this time you know, Kaito.]

[idiotvocals]

[adadjkasdkhda aaaaa he didn't even do anything this time. ..Sorta.

He'll just curl up until she's done for the most part]

[maidenofred]

[At least she's never tried to seriously hurt him, so he's got that to be relieved about? She's temperamental sure but the day she seriously injured Kaito would... well let's just say she probably wouldn't handle it very well at all. We must log this some day, k?]

[After a while she stops and walks a distance away. Scowling at him on the floor she sits down on his chair.]

Oh get up already, geeze.

[idiotvocals]

[Thank goodness for that small measure. He's not really sure how he'd react to it either. /totally puts it on to the 'to do' list

[sits up after a few, rubbing a sore spot] I'm... uh. I'm sorry?

[maidenofred]

[Good, because for all the viewers at home it's not healthy to just let people seriously hurt you. Honest! Now the occasional pummeling from a Tsundere is totally acceptable, but remember it's fictional and it never really hurts all that much! /disclaimer]

[Glare of death, do you feel scared yet Kaito?]
No you're not, shut up. Stop treating me like some sort of damned idiot.

[idiotvocals]

[Kaito endorses the fact that this is completely fictional and the pain will go away in a few minutes. Hopefully unlike irl]

[Kaito is shaking his boots. Watch him quiver like a leaf]
...But what if I am?