HEY GUYS HEY GUYS! It's Lindsey and I'm back from Africa and I am bringing this dude and Emma Frost and Zachary Zatara and Eli Bradley and Rogue and Storm and Reg Shoe and Rictor! Rictor is especially relevant because he was recently deposited in front of the school by
some creepy lady with too many arms. Where was he? why that is a very good question.
The Cuban Revolution!
He has lost 8 months and is technically 15, also he has gained about half a foot of hair. I am not sure how! You may have heard about a period of unusual seismic activity in Cuba around 1958, if you are a seismologist or an old Cuban. he will be extra surly and scowly and mostly just needs a hug.
Eli's grandma is doing quite well, thank you, and you can be assured he graciously accepted his presidency with a speech that sounded suspiciously like Obama's inaugural address. If there are any student councilly things you think he should do or have done or whatever please let me know!!!
Zatanna is back from the Dungeon Dimensions or wherever and consequently Zach is back at school. He is as awful as is to be expected.
Reg has returned from his mission in Haiti. The zombies have all been freed from their bonds of servitude and now he is trying to set up a coffee shop for them to work at in Port-Au-Prince. To do this he endeavors to sue various movie studios and publishing houses for defamation, but as this is slow going he will also be accepting donations.
is that it? I believe that's it!