An Alfred in Arthur's Account; Text

[wewillwellroam]

I'M ARTHUR KIRKLAND AND I'M A WANKER WHO CAN HARDLY WORK A COMPUTER I AM ALSO REALLY STUPID IN GENERAL

LIKE REALLY STUPID IT'S KIND OF FUCKING SAD

I CAN'T COME UP WITH A PASSWORD THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE FUCKING UNICORNS

NOW I'M GOING TO GO DRINK A GALLON OF TEA AND BURN ALL THE FOOD IN THE KITCHEN