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Jul 09, 2010 22:44

[WEBCAM COMES ON]

[SUDDENLY A ROACH]

I'mma name it Crawly-chan. I think it's a girl 'cause it has nice feelers.

SAY HI, CRAWLY-CHAN. [roach chirps]

[this is obviously the best pet ever]

naruto uzumaki, !!xavier institute

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usedsuckerpunch July 10 2010, 02:48:25 UTC

...Naruto what on earth?

usedgust July 10 2010, 02:52:36 UTC

It's a roach.

usedsuckerpunch July 10 2010, 02:55:18 UTC

Why. WHY?

usedgust July 10 2010, 02:57:38 UTC

It really liked Plant-kun so I had to keep it from eating the leafs or something.

And now it's in a jar. I gave it a flower.

usedsuckerpunch July 10 2010, 02:59:13 UTC

A--

Plant-kun. Why.

[SOB NARUTO SOB] You're bizarre, I swear.

usedgust July 10 2010, 03:00:33 UTC

Why is everyone making a big deal?

[YOU ALL ARE SUCH WHINERS GEEZ]

usedsuckerpunch July 10 2010, 03:04:32 UTC

It is a roach. A disease carrying roach.

usedgust July 10 2010, 03:07:12 UTC

Don't talk about her that way!

usedsuckerpunch July 10 2010, 03:09:55 UTC

I am only speaking the truth.

usedgust July 10 2010, 03:10:47 UTC

She isn't diseased. She eats flowers and stuff. That doesn't make her evil!

usedsuckerpunch July 10 2010, 03:13:50 UTC

Roaches are roaches. Whether you like yours or not.

usedgust July 10 2010, 03:16:23 UTC

I like mine enough to keep it. And that's what I'm gonna do.

usedsuckerpunch July 10 2010, 03:19:36 UTC

If you want to, keep it away from me.

usedgust July 10 2010, 03:23:11 UTC

[mumbles] Crawly-chan would be scared away anyway-

usedsuckerpunch July 10 2010, 03:27:07 UTC

[snaps back] He would not! I don't scare roaches, I scare boys named Naruto.

usedgust July 10 2010, 03:28:12 UTC

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA] No way, Sakura! YOU'RE NOT SCARY AT ALL.

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