[video] [group filter: Waka, Temari, Ulquiorra & Lovino]

[ping_ur_ming]

[oh shit, Mungojerrie's just realised that maybe this whole working-in-a-school thing is more effort than he initially thought]

Okay, so. Hullo to, er...

[stares at his list of names - aaah how do you say these words]

...you guys. I'm your new mentor! Call me Mungojerrie!

[checks another piece of paper]

So. Let's see. Er. Life goals. Let's start there.

[pause]

Who's got them?

[blank smile at the camera]