VOICE

[fuckpicasa]

[he sounds a bit pained, but still attempting to be obnoxiously cheerful]

Hey, anyone know how to fix a broken arm? It's starting to hurt. In several places.

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[usedmiracleeye]

...Mine's just wrapped up. I could do that if you want.

[fuckpicasa]

[a bit grimly] I'm not sure that'll do the trick. I may have misrepresented how broken it is.

[usedmiracleeye]

I don't really know anyone who could fix it properly.

[fuckpicasa]

Oh. Well, I guess I'm s.o.l., then, huh?

[greenanashi]

How bad is it?

[fuckpicasa]

I'm pretty sure it's broken in several places. Maybe pieces.

[greenanashi]

Why not go to the nurse or hospital, and are any pieces of bone exposed to the open air?

[switchingonyou]

Um, so, I have an anatomy and physiology textbook back in my room and I took the course for like, two semesters in college and theoretically I know how to set a broken bone?

[fuckpicasa]

Fantastic! Now the real question is how good are you theoretically with multiple fractures.

[switchingonyou]

I... uh. I'm good at puzzles?

[fuckpicasa]

[oh god is this actually his best immediate option

yes, yes it is]

[CLENCHES HIS TEETH] Let's do this thing.

[ Text ]

[acuity]

[ Yeah he is so not surprised. ]

Caught in the explosion, were we? Well, I can offer you some painkillers at the very least.

voice because he's having a hard time typing

[fuckpicasa]

[THE CHEERINESS IS SO VERY FAKE] You know, normally I'd go tell you to fuck yourself, but I could use something to knock out this pain.

[ Voice ]

[acuity]

[ Since you did, hits the voice on right back so he can continue working at the same time. ]

Well, if my painkillers aren't good enough for you, Flicker, you're welcome to man up.

permavoice

[fuckpicasa]

I'm pretty sure I'm manning up very nicely over here, thank you very much. I'll be over to pick up those pills.