[ The smooth cheery melody of "All by myself" can be heard in the background. His room littered in chocolate bar wrappers and large empty tubs of ice-cream. He's holding a parcel, generally happy that it's here.]
Yeeees! Gramps finally sent over, West's photo albums of when he was a baby! Now I can look at how pure and adorable he was! While sitting alone, because being alone is fucking awesome! No one but me and my awesome little chick! Isn't that right, Gilbird?
[ The chick chirps, while Gilbert brings out a large pink photo album.]
Hm? Gramps sent something else?
[ He reaches into the box and as soon as his eyes set on the cuddly stuffed panda his expression went from good to bad. He had purposely left that panda teddy at home so no one in the school knew he was tricked by a Chinese man and a Hong Konger into buying it. They were just too cute! ]
Panda~~
KAAAH!
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!
[ooc: italics is the panda~ It's voice can he heard
here. Just a little bit in~.]