.001 (Video)
[An oddly dressed man stares directly at the camera. He looks back at the cellphone in his hand, sharing the same expression of confusion. Directing his attention back to the camera, he leans in for a moment to examine the blinking red light. It must be recording.]
Magnifique! It is working! Ah~ It seems I am getting the hang of it. I suppose I should introduce myself properly...
Waka Minamoto, God's gift to man. A pleasure to meet you all.~
[He stands and bows with grace, pulling up with a gleaming smile. Sitting back down, there is a pause. His eyes begin to wander off, as if he lost interest.]
Eh, unsure how the rest of this goes. Oh! Before I forget, something I picked up from a young madam and her implied lover: "Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good."
Ah! Tres bien, this country...~
[Smiling, off in his own thoughts, the videos cuts off.]
Magnifique! It is working! Ah~ It seems I am getting the hang of it. I suppose I should introduce myself properly...
Waka Minamoto, God's gift to man. A pleasure to meet you all.~
[He stands and bows with grace, pulling up with a gleaming smile. Sitting back down, there is a pause. His eyes begin to wander off, as if he lost interest.]
Eh, unsure how the rest of this goes. Oh! Before I forget, something I picked up from a young madam and her implied lover: "Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good."
Ah! Tres bien, this country...~
[Smiling, off in his own thoughts, the videos cuts off.]