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[flawlessymmetry]

[There is a boy with immaculately neat clothing and strange black hair marked with three white stripes, sat precisely in the middle of the screen with a notably symmetrical background, the books on the shelf and other items in the room meticulously arranged into mirror images of their partners.]

My greetings to the inhabitants of this fine

Comments

[movingbrats]

At this point, boy, the health of the plants is more important than the presentation. I'm sure the hedge can stand to be uneven for a while onger while I make sure that it lives through the winter.

[flawlessymmetry]

No, madame, I do not believe it can, or at least, I feel highly uncomfortable suffering the knowledge that it is so... lopsided. [He looks rather ill whilst saying this.]

[movingbrats]

A dying hedge will be even more uneven, you realise.

[flawlessymmetry]

At least it will be temporarily in keeping with its partner, and if it dies then the problem could simply be solved by its removal. I see no problem with this.

[movingbrats]

Then it's a good thing you're not the gardener, isn't it boy?

[flawlessymmetry]

It seems I would certainly have a lot of work to do if I were... so in that sense I would have to agree.