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[.01.] this is sure to end well [TEXT]

Dec 05, 2009 23:28

[[ ooc: it is handwaved that after his first log, Emma gave Itachi a laptop and ordered him to be seen out and about on the network, hoping it would keep him from trying to off himself every hour or so. hopefully it might work. or not. ]]This is Itachi Uchiha ( Read more... )

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[Voice] usedattract December 6 2009, 04:46:19 UTC

What the hell!?

[Voice] useddreameater December 6 2009, 04:49:27 UTC

[ voice reply: Itachi doesn't know how to default back to text. stupid new-fangled technology.

his voice is about an octave or so deeper than Sasuke's, and devoid: ]

Is there a misunderstanding?

[Voice] usedattract December 6 2009, 05:43:23 UTC

[aaaaaaa you sound like Sasuke except not aaaaaaa what this shit is this aaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Oh, so they're just letting mass murderers wander around this place now?

[Voice] useddreameater December 6 2009, 05:46:25 UTC

[ tiny lecturing, god-you-are-so-dumb tone. sasuke probably also has one. the family resemblance is so obvious, it buuuuurns~ ]

Clearly not. I am being restrained in this holding cell, as I said above.

[ pointedly does not contradict the mass-murdering part. ]

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[permatext] moarlikeinept December 6 2009, 04:55:23 UTC

Holding cells? The school has holding cells?

yay text useddreameater December 6 2009, 05:01:08 UTC

Yes. They are for the restraint of dangerous prisoners.

[ yes, he did just imply he was dangerous, ivan. Beware of Dog. ]

moarlikeinept December 6 2009, 05:05:21 UTC

But... if you're in a holding cell, how come you can get on the school network?

useddreameater December 6 2009, 05:07:26 UTC

As I said, I have been ordered to make my presence known. Since being confined to a cell would ordinarily impede that, I have been given access to the network. Via a laptop.

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[voice] malfoysuperior December 6 2009, 05:00:22 UTC

Are you some sort of criminal?

[voice] useddreameater December 6 2009, 05:02:24 UTC

Yes.

[ there is the most barely detectable hint of self-deprecating almost-humor in his tone. ]

[voice] malfoysuperior December 6 2009, 20:49:30 UTC

Is this a school or a prison?

[permavoice] valetudochamp December 6 2009, 05:39:16 UTC

That's... that's nice.

curses, voice again! /bad jooooke, move along useddreameater December 6 2009, 05:48:24 UTC

I am hardly sure how this constitutes as nice.

[ here, Tatsuki, have Itachi bitching a little bit. ]

oh my god lj notify me of this shit valetudochamp December 6 2009, 07:28:14 UTC

Well, what'd you want me to do, throw a pity party for you? Because that's not really my thing.

they are kicking us in the nads tonight useddreameater December 6 2009, 07:35:54 UTC

Hm. [ it is such a vaguely evil-sounding chuckle; he has been working on it because he's not sure if his :| face is always very convincing. REMEMBER, GUYS, HE'S TOTALLY A VILLAIN. :| ] That conclusion is based on the assumption I care what you think.

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[voice] ceilingsniper December 6 2009, 05:53:09 UTC

We have holding cells?

[voice] useddreameater December 6 2009, 05:54:33 UTC

Clearly.

[ aha, Xigbar, his patience is wearing thiiiiiiin~ ]

[voice] ceilingsniper December 6 2009, 06:24:18 UTC

Guess you probably aren't a teleporter, then.

[voice] useddreameater December 6 2009, 06:41:32 UTC

Not as such, no. [ voice says, "bored now." ]

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