AN ANNOUNCEMENT

[boobwindow]

Okay, guys, it's great that some of you have been getting worked up about what you believe in, and we encourage friendly debate, but I'd just like to remind all of our students that if someone says something you think is offensive on the school network, it's not your job to bite their head off about it, and it's really not your job to gang up on them. Report it to a member of staff and we'll handle it without even capslocking.

[filtered to her mentor group]

Hey, guys, I hope you're not doing anything tomorrow evening, because I'm taking you for dinner and a movie so we can catch up. Any preferences?

Oh, and Al, I need you to do something for me.