[one] [voice]

[willowsight]

[muttered Japanese:] Is this thing working? I guess so...

[louder, in sort of stilted, accented English:] Hello. I'm new to this school. I have to ask: are speeches like that normal at this school?

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[Permavoice; Japanese]

[teloschain]

Hello. And they're not usually made, from what I can see.

[Permavoice; Oh god someone who speaks his language. Also Japanese]

[willowsight]

Hello. I got that impression from the other students, but it's good to know.

[teloschain]

The school's still pretty weird, though, especially if you're taking Life Skills.

If you do, bring a banana to your first class. Trust me.

[willowsight]

...A banana?

[teloschain]

Yeah. You'll have an easier time of it.

[willowsight]

Why would a banana make a class go by easier?

[teloschain]

Because the teacher is Deadpool.

[perfectly serious tone]

[willowsight]

...Deadpool? Who's Deadpool?

[yeah, no, that means nothing to him]

[teloschain]

He's a mutant mercenary who teaches here.

He's also completely insane.

[willowsight]

Completely insane how?

[hello very serious tone, how are you today.]

[teloschain]

It's mostly harmless. He likes old sitcoms, confetti, and making everyone smell like Lemon Pledge.

[willowsight]

[that's... better. Even if he is a mercenary.] I don't think I'll sign up for Life Skills, then.

[teloschain]

I don't blame you.