01 [voice post]
This thing on? Man, I've never been good with this technological stuff...I don't think it is. Okay. Let's give it a few practice rounds.
Hi everyone! Nice to meet you, my name's Jacen Solo. Seventeen, brown hair and eyes, nice smile, enjoys long walks on the beach looking for new crustaceans-
Maybe something a little less dorky...
Hi everyone! It's nice to meet you, I'm Jacen. I'll be lighting up your lives with excellent comedic-
No. That won't work either.
Hi. I'm Jacen. Watch your hands-
Yeah, way to go Jacen. Let them all know about that.
Hi, I'm Jacen Solo. It's nice to meet you all!
How about a joke to break the ice? I got a great one!
Why did the guy who shoots lasers out of his eyes buy a pair of gray sunglasses?
Because they were muted shades!
Clever, right?
...
...
...
Crap. This thing has been on the whole time, hasn't it?
Hi everyone! Nice to meet you, my name's Jacen Solo. Seventeen, brown hair and eyes, nice smile, enjoys long walks on the beach looking for new crustaceans-
Maybe something a little less dorky...
Hi everyone! It's nice to meet you, I'm Jacen. I'll be lighting up your lives with excellent comedic-
No. That won't work either.
Hi. I'm Jacen. Watch your hands-
Yeah, way to go Jacen. Let them all know about that.
Hi, I'm Jacen Solo. It's nice to meet you all!
How about a joke to break the ice? I got a great one!
Why did the guy who shoots lasers out of his eyes buy a pair of gray sunglasses?
Because they were muted shades!
Clever, right?
...
...
...
Crap. This thing has been on the whole time, hasn't it?