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[xhorse_sensex]

This city is absolutely mad! I'm not even safe in my lab! This horrid little hat wriggled it way through my ventilation shaft security system and planted itself on my head and proceeded to scan my brain! The tin-foil hat didn't even slow it down! Then it declared me a Ravenclaw and said I was a brilliant thinker. At least it got that right.And this

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[kittyjones]

Even the tin-foil didn't protect you? My God. The world as we know it must be coming to an end.

I promise, you won't get attacked by another rabid hat whilst out shopping.

[xhorse_sensex]

Miss Jones, tin-foil is supposed to be a natural barrier to all rays of the mind-reading sort, the fact that the frond-cursed hat managed to scan my brain indicates a total breach of defenses.

Going outside means being vulnerable to attack, and in a city where I cannot trust the inhabitants I would choose to remain safe.

[kittyjones]

Mr Paranoia Man, tin-foil is tin-foil. It's the sort of thing I use to wrap food in. It's hardly high-tech.

Oh for heaven's sake, I've been here for three months at least now and I've only been attacked and almost killed a couple of times. Want me to escort you?

[xhorse_sensex]

Typical mud-girl. You have no idea the properties of tin-foil.

I can go on my own, I'll just be bringing some defensive items with me.

[kittyjones]

Typical male. Always far too obsessed with the pointless, shiny things.

Like what? Pepper spray? Never fails to keeps the strange men away from me, I find.