I don't know, I'm like your main dude...
Okay, I am officially a nerd. It's 6:25 (as I write this) on a Friday night and what am I doing? Searching YouTube, IMDB and Google for conspiracy theories on a movie. A movie that has no name, not even a plot really, just a hot actor (he probably dies in the beginning) and a really freaky teaser trailer. I blame this on The Black Donnellys...lmao.
You see, there was this trailer released before Transformers (no, I didn't see it, even though I secretly want to) that was filmed with a handheld camera. It starts out with this guy named Rob (Michael Stahl-David, aka the hot Sean Donnelly from The Black Donnellys) coming home to find out his friends were throwing him a going away party because he was leaving for Japan for work, or something (one of the conspiracy theories chimes in here). Then there's like just a bunch of shots of people having fun, blah blah blah, then there's a loud ass noise a semi-earthquake-esque thing. So the drunk idiots decided to run out onto the roof to check it out. Then you hear someone ask "What kind of animal sounds like that?" Blah blah blah, explosion, debris start hitting the roof so the all run inside, but instead of seeking shelter in the apartment they run out onto the street (Geniuses, anyone?). Once outside they all stand in the middle of the street looking terrified but not really moving. Then a flying car comes towards them and then Rob runs away as the Statue of Liberty's head comes flying at them. The end of the trailer.
What does it mean? I have no effin' idea...But damn does Michael Stahl-David look cute! Plus, doesn't he look sorta of suspicious???
Movie Trailer:
(until it is taken down...again)
Conspiracy Theory About The Movie Trailer:
Only one problem with that theory, it's totally not the cameraman, it's just Rob (running? falling?) going down the stairs, unless they're the only pair of grown-up twins who still wear matching clothes.
So yeah, that's what I've been doing...What can I say? I'm bored and I live in Hicksville...lmao.
You see, there was this trailer released before Transformers (no, I didn't see it, even though I secretly want to) that was filmed with a handheld camera. It starts out with this guy named Rob (Michael Stahl-David, aka the hot Sean Donnelly from The Black Donnellys) coming home to find out his friends were throwing him a going away party because he was leaving for Japan for work, or something (one of the conspiracy theories chimes in here). Then there's like just a bunch of shots of people having fun, blah blah blah, then there's a loud ass noise a semi-earthquake-esque thing. So the drunk idiots decided to run out onto the roof to check it out. Then you hear someone ask "What kind of animal sounds like that?" Blah blah blah, explosion, debris start hitting the roof so the all run inside, but instead of seeking shelter in the apartment they run out onto the street (Geniuses, anyone?). Once outside they all stand in the middle of the street looking terrified but not really moving. Then a flying car comes towards them and then Rob runs away as the Statue of Liberty's head comes flying at them. The end of the trailer.
What does it mean? I have no effin' idea...But damn does Michael Stahl-David look cute! Plus, doesn't he look sorta of suspicious???
Movie Trailer:
Click to view(until it is taken down...again)
Conspiracy Theory About The Movie Trailer:
Only one problem with that theory, it's totally not the cameraman, it's just Rob (running? falling?) going down the stairs, unless they're the only pair of grown-up twins who still wear matching clothes.
So yeah, that's what I've been doing...What can I say? I'm bored and I live in Hicksville...lmao.