"A real beauty, ain't she? Yes, sir.Tell you what, you buy this ship, treat her proper, she'll be with ya for the rest of your life."
MAL: Well?
ZOE: You paid money for this... On purpose?
MAL: Come on, Zoe. Serious. Whaddya think?
ZOE: Honestly, sir. I think you were robbed.
MAL: Robbed? What, no. What do you mean?
ZOE: Sir, it's a piece of feiwu (junk).
MAL: Feiwu? Okay. So she won't win any beauty contests, that's true enough. But she's solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die.
ZOE: Because it's a deathtrap.
MAL: That's not... you are very much lacking in imagination.
ZOE: I imagine that's so, sir.
MAL: C'mon. You ain't even seen most of it. I'll show you the rest.Try to see past what she is, on to what she can be.
ZOE: What's that, sir?
MAL: Freedom, is what.
WASH: Oh, yeah. This is all very do-able. Shouldn't be a problem at all. A few modifications, get some real maneuverability out of this boat. You'd be surprised.
MAL: So you'll take the job, then?
WASH: Might do, might do. Think I'm startin' to get a feel here.
MAL: Good. Well, take your time. Make yourself to home. Fiddle with them dials. We'll be nearby.
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ZOE: I don't like him.
MAL: What?
ZOE: Something about him bothers me.
MAL: What? What about him bothers you?
ZOE: Not sure. Just... something.
MAL: Well, your "somethin''" comes up against a list of recommendations long as my leg. Tanaka raved about the guy. Renshaw's been trying to get him on his crew for a month. And we need us a pilot.
ZOE: I understand, sir. He bothers me.
MAL: She fixed it.
KAYLEE: Well, it wasn't really broke.
MAL: Where'd you learn to do that, miss?
KAYLEE: Just do it, that's all. My daddy says I got a natural talent.
MAL: I'd say you do at that...You work for your daddy, do you?
KAYLEE: When he got work. Which lately ain't been too often.
MAL: And have you had much experience on a vessel like this?
KAYLEE: I never even been up in one before.
MAL: Wanna?
KAYLEE: You mean...?
MAL: Sure.
KAYLEE: For how long?
MAL: Long as you like. Long as you can keep her in the sky.
KAYLEE: ..You offering me a job?
BESTER: What?!
MAL: Believe I just did.
KAYLEE: I just gotta ask my folks! Don't leave without me!
INARA: Don't be ridiculous. You're going to rent this shuttle to me.
MAL: Am I?
INARA: Yes. And for one quarter less than your asking price.
MAL: That a fact?
INARA: It is.
MAL: And you figure you'll be getting this discount... why exactly?
INARA: You want me...You want me on your ship.
MAL: Do I?
INARA: Yes. Because I can bring something that your surveyor or any of the other fish you might have on line can't - a certain respectability.
MAL: Respecta --
INARA: And based on what little I've seen of your operation, I suspect that's something you could use.
MAL: Fine. Let me ask you this: if you're so respectable, why are you even here? I mean, I've heard tell of fancy ladies such as yourself shipping out with the big luxury liners and the like. But a registered Companion on a boat like this? What are you running from?
INARA: I'm not running from anything.
MAL: If it's Alliance trouble you got, you might want to consider another ship. Some on board here fought for the Independents.
INARA: The Alliance has no quarrel with me. I supported Unification.
MAL: Did ya? Well, I don't suppose you're the only whore that did.
INARA: Oh - one further addendum. That's the last time you get to call me "whore."
MAL: Absolutely. Never again.
MAL: Which one you figure tracked us?
ZOE: The ugly one, sir.
MAL: ....Could you be more specific?
MARCO: Do we look reasonable to you?
MAL: Well. Looks can be deceiving.
JAYNE: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.
MAL: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe?
ZOE: Had a kind poetry to it, sir.
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MAL: You move on over to this side, we'll not only show you where the stuff's at -- we'll see to it you get your fair share. Not no sad "seven."
JAYNE: Private room?
MARCO: Jayne!
MAL: Your own room. Full run of the kitchen. Whole shot.
MARCO: Jayne. I ain't askin --
JAYNE: Shut up...How big a room?
SALESMAN: I tell you what, you buy this ship, treat her proper, she'll be with ya for the rest of your life...Son? Hey, son? You hear a word I been saying?
*tears* Probably my favourite Firefly episode, especially because we got to know how the history of the crew and how they came to be on Serenity. Its a little grainy and all but I had a lot of fun picspamming~ this, I wish I'd done the whole episode now ;). Hope you enjoyed it!
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