9 things i hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
>too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
>
>4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
>it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
>people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
>
>5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No,
>Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
>
>6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
>me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
>
>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
>then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
>improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't
>be new.
>
>8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
>longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
>
>9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
>come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
>
>
>Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
>arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather
>to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, margarita in the other,
>body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO
>what a ride!"
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
>too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
>
>4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
>it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
>people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
>
>5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No,
>Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
>
>6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
>me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
>
>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
>then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
>improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't
>be new.
>
>8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
>longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
>
>9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
>come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
>
>
>Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
>arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather
>to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, margarita in the other,
>body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO
>what a ride!"