ocala
living in ocala for only a couple of weeks has lead me to the conclusion that there is nothing but a bunch of nutty people here.
my arguments
*last night at steak and shake some redneck dude ran around ass naked and climbed on the metal ponies. he then proceded to lay out in the middle of SR40, still but ass naked. until a car came and honked at him.I was just there for the cheese fries.
*the hippies and their belief that crystals will lead you to the angel realm. *the hippies and their dui stories with helicopters and infrareds. they then give you a mermaid to catch all the bad dreams.
*the rednecks and their unpaved roads.(yes even the squirrels are nuts, sorry for killing you, but you couldnt make up your mind on which way you wanted to go)
*driving through checkers and your friend from high school tells you her order before you get there. when you get there you tell the lady your order and then she asks your friend for her order.. your friend starts sounding like the girl from the exorcist and nothing but demonic sounds come out of her..you tell the lady she will have a number two..
*Your driving home and a car pulls up and invites you to party..the driver is drinking out of a bottle of vodka and the passenger asks if he can see your tits in exchange he will show you his dick.
*your best friend from high school, jumps on your back while your drunk and bites the shit out of you.(he shouldnt drink)
*your best friend's mom asks you if you will have his kids..then gives him a lecture on why he shouldnt drink, while she is totally obliterated.
* the cop comes up to you on july 4th..doesnt care that your friend is holding an open container and that there is a bottle at your feet..but is more concerned that you have parked where you have parked.
my arguments
*last night at steak and shake some redneck dude ran around ass naked and climbed on the metal ponies. he then proceded to lay out in the middle of SR40, still but ass naked. until a car came and honked at him.I was just there for the cheese fries.
*the hippies and their belief that crystals will lead you to the angel realm. *the hippies and their dui stories with helicopters and infrareds. they then give you a mermaid to catch all the bad dreams.
*the rednecks and their unpaved roads.(yes even the squirrels are nuts, sorry for killing you, but you couldnt make up your mind on which way you wanted to go)
*driving through checkers and your friend from high school tells you her order before you get there. when you get there you tell the lady your order and then she asks your friend for her order.. your friend starts sounding like the girl from the exorcist and nothing but demonic sounds come out of her..you tell the lady she will have a number two..
*Your driving home and a car pulls up and invites you to party..the driver is drinking out of a bottle of vodka and the passenger asks if he can see your tits in exchange he will show you his dick.
*your best friend from high school, jumps on your back while your drunk and bites the shit out of you.(he shouldnt drink)
*your best friend's mom asks you if you will have his kids..then gives him a lecture on why he shouldnt drink, while she is totally obliterated.
* the cop comes up to you on july 4th..doesnt care that your friend is holding an open container and that there is a bottle at your feet..but is more concerned that you have parked where you have parked.