best entry ever --you must read despite the fact that its a book

[xhate_destroysx]

i had a revelation about an hour ago on how to have a good life..unfortunately i forgot what it was. so apparently i'm lightweight..and apparently i'm smart enough to know after one block of driving from the bar to pass out in a parking lot..unfortunately i picked an abandoned parking lot and some guy tryed to tow me while i was in my car. haha....

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[_phineas_]

i hear ya.

[_phineas_]

oh! is that why you called me last night? sorry i was sleeping so early. apparently i'm an old lady. speaking of old ladies, mom says she hasn't heard from you in a while.

[xhate_destroysx]

weird,,cuz i ate lunch with her today.. the scary thing is i bought some scented oil from the gap..and apparently it was the same fragrance(just a different brand) that mom used when she was my age....really creepy....

[katie_from_mi]

haha, you mention nowhere that you called me 3 times in the midst of all this.... i'm glad you got home safe and sound!!! <3

[xhate_destroysx]

hahah..thanks for keeping me company. and sorry to be so obnoxious... lol. i think that was the most i laughed all week...

[katie_from_mi]

well, we DO tend to laugh obnoxiously everytime we're together.... i think our waitresses generally think we're drunk.

[mrs_skellie]

Live, learn and laugh. Soemtimes, all you can do is laugh though. Glad to hear you didn't get towed off though!

[xhate_destroysx]

hopefully if all goes well we can get some asshat flipbook done sometime this weekend

[xhate_destroysx]

ok i guess next weekend :D

[iwontneedair]

amanda i laughed soooo effing hard when i read this!! what a night