I'm gonna write a book...

[xhardcoretaterx]

And it's going to list all the reasons my roomate is a complete and utter loser. Here's the first two chapters:

Reason #1:
He uses a loofah.

Yea, a loofah.

In the shower?

In the shower.

You're kidding, right?

Comments

[daveygravey]

Hey theres nothing wrong with a loofa or a puff! They help get you clean and soft.

Im not gay. Thats just what Ive heard.

[xhardcoretaterx]

You've got a little gay in your ears.

[daveygravey]

You have alittle gay on your face.

[xhardcoretaterx]

You've got a little gay on the rim of your asshole from that gay sex you had last night.

[daveygravey]

Well its your job to come over and give me a rim job so I will have a clean asshole. You cum guzzling whore!

[xhardcoretaterx]

eww.