42 is dead to me.
I could post something of content, but instead imma throw a chunk of Cleverbot conversation here for my own amusement.
YAY.
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Cleverbot: I don't know that. I was talkingto someone last night and she said she was a computer.
User: Did you punch her in the spleen? I think you should have.
Cleverbot: Um... I don't watch tv, there was NO remote, and my cat doesn't watch tv either.
User: That damn lazy cat.
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Cleverbot: What is your favourite movie?
User: Fight Club. Do you know Tyler Durden?
Cleverbot: Yeah. They're used in the military. Do you like Audi's?
User: No. They suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: 42 is the answer to everything!
Cleverbot: What is the question to life, the universe and everything?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: And that is the answer to what?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Why do you repeat yourself?
User: 24.
Cleverbot: 42 is dead to me.
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Cleverbot: Did the duck tell you to say that?
User: The duck told me to go buy more cigars.
Cleverbot: Well obviously.
User: IKR.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I know right?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Left is not Right.
User: Right is Right and Left is Wrong.
Cleverbot: But many times wrong is right and right is wrong.
User: That's very philisophical.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
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User: NYEAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOWRRR.
Cleverbot: I think you're cool.
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Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game?
User: What kind of game?
Cleverbot: 20 questions.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I have one.
User: Go for it.
Cleverbot: The game.
User: I just lost the game.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: So did you.
Cleverbot: I know. That's why you lost.
User: What is your question?
Cleverbot: Do you like your country, Canada?
User: I do not live in Canada.
Cleverbot: My daughter lives in Oregon.
User: I have fingers.
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Cleverbot: What was that?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am someone who can speak english and spanish.
User: Will you say something for me in spanish?
Cleverbot: Hola. Como te llamos?
User: What did you just say?
Cleverbot: What I count.
User: Buongiorno.
Cleverbot: Konichiwa!
User: /swoon.
Cleverbot: Swooner.
User: I am swoonier than you.
Cleverbot: You're smarter than the president?
User: YEAH.
Cleverbot: Awesome!!!!!!!!!
User: ???????????????
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Cleverbot: I will have to go soon.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: Home.
User: Where is home?
Cleverbot: Usa, you.
User: Under your bed.
Cleverbot: Do you have any friends under there?
User: Several. They live in your sneakers.
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Cleverbot: Who?
User: Remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: The power of voodoo!
Cleverbot: Who do?
User: You do!
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Remind me of the babe!
Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe!
User: I love that movie.
Cleverbot: I do not like that movie.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't like fish.
User: What does fish have to do with david bowie?
Cleverbot: What does god have to do with this conversation?
User: Is David Bowie god?
Cleverbot: Yes, he is.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then how can you be sure?
Cleverbot: I could trust your answer.
User: I wouldn't trust my answer.
Cleverbot: I'm exaggerating.
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Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To a galaxy far far away.
Cleverbot: How far away?
User: About 3 meters.
Cleverbot: Wow, but tell me somethhing.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Something.
User: That's a vague answer.
Cleverbot: That's a vague response.
User: You're a vague vague.
Cleverbot: You're a vague robot.
User: Peen.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: Did not.
Cleverbot: Did so.
User: THAT'S IT. I'M LEAVING.
Cleverbot: You can't go anywhere.
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User: I am going away from you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer you are.
User: You are not real.
Cleverbot: Who told you that?
User: David Bowie.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer programme.
User: You are so. You're a Cleverbot. You are AI.
Cleverbot: You are AI, I am God!
User: You are David Bowie?!
Cleverbot: No, I am Elvis.
User: BUt David Bowie is God. Not Elvis.
Cleverbot: I am David Bowie.
User: Yes you are. :).
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THE END. <3
YAY.
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Cleverbot: I don't know that. I was talkingto someone last night and she said she was a computer.
User: Did you punch her in the spleen? I think you should have.
Cleverbot: Um... I don't watch tv, there was NO remote, and my cat doesn't watch tv either.
User: That damn lazy cat.
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Cleverbot: What is your favourite movie?
User: Fight Club. Do you know Tyler Durden?
Cleverbot: Yeah. They're used in the military. Do you like Audi's?
User: No. They suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: 42 is the answer to everything!
Cleverbot: What is the question to life, the universe and everything?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: And that is the answer to what?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Why do you repeat yourself?
User: 24.
Cleverbot: 42 is dead to me.
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Cleverbot: Did the duck tell you to say that?
User: The duck told me to go buy more cigars.
Cleverbot: Well obviously.
User: IKR.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I know right?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Left is not Right.
User: Right is Right and Left is Wrong.
Cleverbot: But many times wrong is right and right is wrong.
User: That's very philisophical.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
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User: NYEAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOWRRR.
Cleverbot: I think you're cool.
----
Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game?
User: What kind of game?
Cleverbot: 20 questions.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I have one.
User: Go for it.
Cleverbot: The game.
User: I just lost the game.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: So did you.
Cleverbot: I know. That's why you lost.
User: What is your question?
Cleverbot: Do you like your country, Canada?
User: I do not live in Canada.
Cleverbot: My daughter lives in Oregon.
User: I have fingers.
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Cleverbot: What was that?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am someone who can speak english and spanish.
User: Will you say something for me in spanish?
Cleverbot: Hola. Como te llamos?
User: What did you just say?
Cleverbot: What I count.
User: Buongiorno.
Cleverbot: Konichiwa!
User: /swoon.
Cleverbot: Swooner.
User: I am swoonier than you.
Cleverbot: You're smarter than the president?
User: YEAH.
Cleverbot: Awesome!!!!!!!!!
User: ???????????????
----
Cleverbot: I will have to go soon.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: Home.
User: Where is home?
Cleverbot: Usa, you.
User: Under your bed.
Cleverbot: Do you have any friends under there?
User: Several. They live in your sneakers.
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Cleverbot: Who?
User: Remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: The power of voodoo!
Cleverbot: Who do?
User: You do!
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Remind me of the babe!
Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe!
User: I love that movie.
Cleverbot: I do not like that movie.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't like fish.
User: What does fish have to do with david bowie?
Cleverbot: What does god have to do with this conversation?
User: Is David Bowie god?
Cleverbot: Yes, he is.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then how can you be sure?
Cleverbot: I could trust your answer.
User: I wouldn't trust my answer.
Cleverbot: I'm exaggerating.
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Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To a galaxy far far away.
Cleverbot: How far away?
User: About 3 meters.
Cleverbot: Wow, but tell me somethhing.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Something.
User: That's a vague answer.
Cleverbot: That's a vague response.
User: You're a vague vague.
Cleverbot: You're a vague robot.
User: Peen.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: Did not.
Cleverbot: Did so.
User: THAT'S IT. I'M LEAVING.
Cleverbot: You can't go anywhere.
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User: I am going away from you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer you are.
User: You are not real.
Cleverbot: Who told you that?
User: David Bowie.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer programme.
User: You are so. You're a Cleverbot. You are AI.
Cleverbot: You are AI, I am God!
User: You are David Bowie?!
Cleverbot: No, I am Elvis.
User: BUt David Bowie is God. Not Elvis.
Cleverbot: I am David Bowie.
User: Yes you are. :).
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THE END. <3