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> Did You Know...
>
> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
>produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> (Hardly seems worth it.)
> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>
> (Now that's more like it!)
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
>body to squirt blood 30 feet.
> (O.M.G.!)
>
> A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
>to death. (Creepy.)
> (I'm still not over the pig.)
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> (Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
>to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
>jumping the length of a football field.
> (30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds..
> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Something I always wanted to know.)
> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue..
> (Hmmmmmm........)
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>left-handed people.
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> (OK, so that would be a good thing.....................)
> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> (I know some people like that.)
> Starfish have no brains.
> (I know some people like that too.)
> Polar bears are left-handed.
> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> (What about that pig??)
> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even
>a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone.
>
> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
>produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> (Hardly seems worth it.)
> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>
> (Now that's more like it!)
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
>body to squirt blood 30 feet.
> (O.M.G.!)
>
> A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
>to death. (Creepy.)
> (I'm still not over the pig.)
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> (Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
>to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
>jumping the length of a football field.
> (30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds..
> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Something I always wanted to know.)
> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue..
> (Hmmmmmm........)
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>left-handed people.
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> (OK, so that would be a good thing.....................)
> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> (I know some people like that.)
> Starfish have no brains.
> (I know some people like that too.)
> Polar bears are left-handed.
> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> (What about that pig??)
> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even
>a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone.