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setting: Daniella and I on a thursday night. A bar behind our house( a bar we shy away from simply because it is a "I love Dave Matthews" kinda place). Anyway.
Guy: "oh hi, WOW!. Do you mind if I sit with you ladies?WHOOOOOO!" (looking very fake tired and very "Im going golfing-ish)
Danielle and I: "............."
Guy: "so like, I did yoga today. wow! Im in pain but if feels SO GOOD!" you know what I mean?" You guys do yoga?
Me: sometimes.....from time to time, yes?
Guy: "so whats yall guys' background? what do you like? how long have you known one another? what do you do?
Me: well...............um............we have know each other from 4th grade and....... "
Guy: "Im 37 years old."
Me: "we ARE 21 and........"
Guy: "How old did I say I am?"
Danielle: "37."
Guy: "..............Yeah, thats right....but I really feel like 16 all the time."
Me: " I dont like old dudes who feel like they are 16."
[enter creepy friend]
CF: "is this guy bothering you two?"
Danielle: "wow, you guys have this so planned out."
CF: we're having an un-official bachelor party tonight. CRAAAAAAAAAZY!!!!"
So danielle and I got naked and totally gave all the party members lap dances in the middle of Smiths ole bar!!!
jkjk
Eventulally, these jokers gave up. walked back to their lil cronies, and decided that Danielle and I were bitches.
Guy: "oh hi, WOW!. Do you mind if I sit with you ladies?WHOOOOOO!" (looking very fake tired and very "Im going golfing-ish)
Danielle and I: "............."
Guy: "so like, I did yoga today. wow! Im in pain but if feels SO GOOD!" you know what I mean?" You guys do yoga?
Me: sometimes.....from time to time, yes?
Guy: "so whats yall guys' background? what do you like? how long have you known one another? what do you do?
Me: well...............um............we have know each other from 4th grade and....... "
Guy: "Im 37 years old."
Me: "we ARE 21 and........"
Guy: "How old did I say I am?"
Danielle: "37."
Guy: "..............Yeah, thats right....but I really feel like 16 all the time."
Me: " I dont like old dudes who feel like they are 16."
[enter creepy friend]
CF: "is this guy bothering you two?"
Danielle: "wow, you guys have this so planned out."
CF: we're having an un-official bachelor party tonight. CRAAAAAAAAAZY!!!!"
So danielle and I got naked and totally gave all the party members lap dances in the middle of Smiths ole bar!!!
jkjk
Eventulally, these jokers gave up. walked back to their lil cronies, and decided that Danielle and I were bitches.